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Storyteller person: Now kids, would you like to hear a story?
Kids: Yes, yes!
ONCE UPON A TIME there was a red squirrel. Now this squirrel had many, many enemies. So one day, he gave each of his enemies a dinner invitation. At the dinner, they ate meat that was red, red, red. To drink they had a fine expensive wine that was red, red, red. Lastly, for desert they had cherry jello that was red, red, red. After all the squirrel's enemies had eaten their fill, the red squirrel had his associates lock all the doors in the white dinner hall. The red squirrel took his sword and went chop, chop, chop; slice, slice, slice, turning the beautiful white dinner hall to red, red, red. Now the squirrel took all of his enemies in the dinner hall and baked a big red pie with them, and sent the pie in red packages to the few enemies that did not come to his dinner party. With few enemies, the red squirrel lived a very long time, until he was old and gray, gray, gray.
Storyteller: Wasn't that a nice story?
Kids: Yeah!