I actually started this story before my other one but could never figure out where to go after the little quibble between Kali and Chris. Only took 3 months to get the first chapter done. Hopefully everyone likes it.
"Yes! Yes! Champion Again" Chris Sabin yelled as he jumped up from the couch and began to victory dance around the living room.
Kali looked over at her boyfriend Alex Shelley and rolled her eyes. "Here we go again, Mr. One Pump Chump is going to be gloating all night".
"Do you really have to call me that?" asked Chris Sabin stopping his dance mid-jig.
"Chris, we've been over this. When you have sex with a women where it's not in and out and 'oh god I'm sorry that's never happened before', we can discuss it. Otherwise, yes as a duty to the rest of the female population I am required to call you that" replied Kali getting up from the couch and cleaning up the empty cans from the table.
"Name calling makes the Baby Jesus cry" Sabin yelled as she disappeared into the kitchen.
"Yea but a knee to the testicles will make you cry. Take your pick" she hollered back.
"Oh yea, take your..."
"Dude, don't tempt her. Please don't tempt her" intervened Alex knowing that the arguments between his girlfriend and his best friend usually ended in one of them making him take a side and him either getting bumped hard the next day or sleeping on the couch for a week.
"Fine, but she will get her comeuppance someday" pouted Chris.
"And you'll get a way one trip to Castrationville when she finds out your behind it" warned Alex before getting up to switch the Wii off.
"What's her obsession with my balls anyway? I mean she has you so why is everything about my balls?" questioned Sabin.
"Nutshots and castration...only you could confuse that with some sort of sexual attraction man. Only you".
Kali reappeared from the kitchen looking at the clock and noticing it was almost 2am. "I suppose you'll want to stay tonight huh Chris?" nodding towards the clock on the wall.
"Well if Alex isn't being punished and using the couch, yea I figured I could sleep there" replied Chris rubbing his eyes.
"Nah, when I really piss her off she puts me in the garage...says she can't hear the complaining that way" Alex stated while putting his arm around his girlfriend.
"Keep it up Alex. Just keep it up" Kali said as she slipped out of Alex's grip and started making her way to the bedroom.
"I always do" Alex smiled smugly. He turned his attention back to his tag partner who was clearing away the furniture to make room for the pullout couch. "Need anything before I head off to bed bro?"
"Nah man, just go give that sarcastic hot piece of ass one for me will ya? " Sabin answered while pulling out the couch and sorting through the blankets on the hidden bed.
"Can do...wait, what?". The comment from Chris took Alex aback. It wasn't so much Alex wasn't used to hearing sexual comments about his girlfriend, but usually it was everyone but Chris who made them.
"Glad I didn't proposition the Motor City Sandwich idea" mumbled Chris under his breath, his face flushed with embarrassment
"She'd agree" Alex said quietly
"WHAT?" exclaimed Chris dropping the pillow in his hand.
"She would agree to it"
"Seriously?" Sabin asked still looking confused
"I gare-un-tee"
"But all those snide comments about me and cheap shots"
"Eh, she's seen what you're packing from back in your tighty whitey days. Before she knew me she was a fan of you and those tiny shorts"
"So Kali wants to see my little purple alien that I'm packing under those other aliens huh?"
"Yes. While accurate, that's incredibly graphic and disturbing...nicely played" shuddered Alex
"Awesome....Hey Kali..."screamed Sabin undoing his pants while running down the hall to the bedroom Kali and Alex shared.
"I'm not sure what I should do first: Pick out my bedding set or the paint scheme for the garage" sighed Alex and he started down the hall after Sabin.
To Be Continued....if its worthy of being continued.