A/N This story just hit me and I had to write it sorry if someone thinks I've stolen their story I've read hundreds of fics and any similarities is not on purpose
Disclaimer: I do not and never have owned fox or any of its TV shows but one day I will
This list is kind of a set of guidelines you could say. If you are now in possession of this list I fell sorry for you. I started this list after having to work a case with Dr. Brennan, after that case I refused to work with her again and when the next agent got saddled with her I gave him a few bit of advice thus starting the list. Each agent that has worked with Dr Brennan has added a few things to this list remember they had to learn the hard way. So please read this list and follow each point if you hope to leave working with her without a bruise. You will notice at the bottom there is space that is for you and fellow agents to add rules on
GOOD LUCK
Do not touch her ever do not even offer your hand for a handshake.
Only address her as Dr Brennan.
Never not ever refer to her as the FBI anthropologist.
Do not try and get personal with her tis includes saying hello.
Do not call her hot.
Never call her the ice queen or say she doesn't care about a case.
Never ask about her family.
Do not ask if she could dumb her words down for you.
Do not make jokes about the body.
Do not pick on her assistant.
Or any one else in her team.
Do not ask for a card to get onto the platform.
Do not ask her to repeat herself for you.
Do not whistle, sing, hum, tap or pester her while she is working.
Do not eat or drink near the remains.
You wait for her to notice you.
Do not argue with her over anything she is always right.
DO not refer to her team and herself as squints, nerds, losers or any other demeaning name.
Do not move the body from a crime scene before she has had a chance to look at it at the crime scene.
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DO NOT EXPECT TO LAST LONG