XD I really am like that, unfortunately. If we go to a full circle I will literally ask for a redo,if it is a word association game. Actual conversation is just tolerated... I mean, can you help it if you haven't finished your thoughts on a subject. Perfect examples for yours truly The added notes are for your amusement and your insite of my opinions... sorry for the book-ness in advanced.:
Tim Burton ALL HAIL BURTON! ALL HAIL BURTON!

bacon RELEASE THE ANGELS SO THEY CAN RELEASE THE HEAVENLY TONE IN HONOR OF BACON!

John Mayer How stupid was I to get his CD... even though I'm literally have it on my iPod. It's just
"Heavier Things" one... It's his only decent album... So yeah.

James Franco Hee hee...Yum. Mine.

Vash the Stampede from "Trigun" OOH!Yum! MINE!... Self: "Mine. I saw him first." Aly: "Yeah, right!" [she had seen the series before. XD]

"Red vs. Blue" Heh... Caboose: "Is eat ice cream a function?" Tucker: "That's just stupid" Caboose: "Well, your're right. Technically, that's just a subfunction of just eat."

random movie/show/YouTube/song/other quotes See above. XD... It's how I communicate. If you can't catch up, then get an account on mutiple video playing sites. Watch up.

hyperactivity Is it really THAT bad to wanna yell "ALL HAIL BACON!" in class?

psychology Freud is overrated... K Thx...

sugar Friend or Foe?

House The show. I love the character and the actor... he has pretty eyes... I like eyes... I'm not trying to be a creeper... I'm just a spazz.]

"Badger-isms" Such as:
Self: [whiney tone]"Caaaaaaaiiiiit... I keep drawing creepy stuff... Why do I keep drawing creepy stuff?"
Cait-Gir: "You just noticed."
Self: [serious tone]"Well, I've known for a while, but...[whiney tone, holding up paper with current drawing] CREEPYYYY STUUUUUFFFF!"

Wolfie: We're going to Wal*Mart.-
Self: [hyper/happy tone] "OOH! I can molest little children!"
Wolfie: [laughs] "WHAT?!"
Self: [shrugs] "I dunno. It just sounded good at the moment."

Self: "What IS the current faircut had?" [was suposed to be haircut fad... fail]

Cassie-Chick: Yeah, Kyle's talking about bring his own stuff over. Some random crap.
Self: [seriously miffed tone] "WHAT?"!
Cassie-Chick: "Yeah, I know."
Self: [still miffed and ranting tone]"What?! No, no, no... Tonight's a Trigun night! If he thinks he can just bring his crap over and totally make it NOT Trigun night, then he has another thing coming! I WILL slit his throat and make him into a pie! I dunno where I'll get the oven, but I will!"
Cassie-Chick: [kinda scared tone] "I bet you would."

[Wolfie and Self notice House Dressing]
Wolfie: :O "They puree'd House!
Self: [soft tone] Oh, noes! [emo face]
Wolfie: "Well, you know what flavor it'd have to be."
Self: "Hmm?"
Wolfie: "Vicodin." Self: [giggle, smile]...
{Later on, on same subject}
Wolfie: "And, you! Oh, I'll be emo about everything else, but I'll smile for Vicodin."
Self: [correction tone] Well, not for Vicodin ITSELF, per se. But, yes, I would... will... whatever."

Comedy Life's not fulfilling without it.

*** SORRY FOR ANY DISTURBINGNESS FROM THE NEXT ONES***
Cannibalism. Well, does your occupation REALLY change what you'll taste like?

If I were a serial killer... A game that can only be played with certain friends. The object is to point out what famous killer you'd be if you were a serial killer, and exlain why. I've had one girl who was Jack the Ripper... Yeah, her explaination was accurate.
*** END OF DISTURBIA ***

Why horror film victims fail. And, their different stereotypes.

Zombies EAT FLESH! :D... Oh, good movie to check out, "Fido". It's an interesting twist in the zombie world.

Nerd/Dork/Spazz/etc. The wonderful world of being a mutt in more ways than one.

Lip-syncing to iPod music. "I want my MTV."

Random Trivial Information. The above line from Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing" was actually sang by Sting. And, is one of the main reasons why early MTV used it as it's theme... before they turned into crap... at least they have the animation bits sometimes.

Obscure references. "Okay, H.R. Puff N' Stuff...", "Would you like an apple pie with that?", "Would you like your milk laced with LSD or not laced?", "The lunatics are in my hall...", [bell, alarm, elevator dingy noise] "Fries are done.", "Thanks, Mr. Hand... Thanks.", "You lost the game." [and I just lost the game.], "Good night, and good luck."... etc. etc.

Random Dancing Yes, I do randomly dance.

Video Games [while playing Guitar Hero] Aly: "Oh, this is a great song."
Self: "'Why do you keep using that word? I don't think it means, what I think it means what you think it means.'"
[while watching a guy play Soul Exacalabur IV or whatever] Self: "RING HER OUT! RING HER OUT! OH! THAT'S IT! HIT HER! HIT HER! OH! OH! YOU GOT YOUR BUTT WHOOPED BY A CHICK WITH AN UMBRELLA! WITH AN UMBRELLA!"

Smart Answers Poor Aly usually gets theses.
Aly: "What's psychological?"
Self: "Psychology."
Aly: [gives I'll kill you while you sleep glare]

Aly: [hold up unindentifiable food on fork] "What IS this?"
Self: "A fork."
Aly: [give I'll kill you while you sleep glare]

Cat in "Trigun" We've developed a game while we watch Trigun at Anime Club is that whomever calls out spotting the cat first get a point. We also meow with it. "Neeow..." was one. XD

I think I better send this pamphlet to you. XD Good luck.

~Badger