"Oh my god, get them off, get them off!" Rodney McKay screamed, running around hysterically.
"Rodney just calm down and hold still so I can remove them." John Sheppard grabbed hold of Rodney's shoulders to keep him still.
Rodney nodded vigorously, obeyed John's order, and stayed as still as he could while John proceeded to walked around the scientist, looking for any little hangers-on. John patted Rodney on the back when the last were removed from his clothing.
"Next time you look for something under my bed, be careful. I won't always be here to save you from the vicious Atlantis dust bunnies." John laughed and deposited the little balls of fluff into the wastebasket before walking away.
FIN