Authors Note: Ah, what can I say? This one is a weird fic; it's probably been done before, and I probably haven't done it well. I wanted to play around with an all dialogue fic, and this is the result. Disclaimer will be at the end. Please read and review!
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A Rat, a Cat, and a Pervert
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"Kyo! Watch where you're putting your feet!"
"Shut up you damn Rat! Don't tell me what to do!"
"You know, Yuki's got a point –"
"Shut up Shigure!"
"Well, I'm just saying, if you put your feet down a bit and your hands up the tiniest bit, and then angle your body just slightly to the left, that position would be a lot more erotic."
"Shut up you pervert!"
"Shut up you pervert!"
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"Damn Rat."
"Stupid Cat."
"...Why are you doing it on my living room floor anyway?"
"Because it's the only place with enough room. And why are you watching Shigure?!"
"I've been working very hard all day –"
"Yeah right..."
"- So I deserve a break."
"...That still doesn't explain why you feel the need to watch us do this."
"Well, Yuki, the answer to that is rather simple. You two are fascinating. All hot and sweaty, locked in unusual positions together – which is odd by itself you know. Why are you doing this together?"
"Because I'm going to beat that blasted Rat once and for all! Even if it isn't exactly at fighting..."
"You wish, you stupid Cat."
"Arrgh! You just wait and see!"
"Kyo! Yuki! Shigure! I'm home!"
"Tohru? You're back! Did you have a nice time with Hanajima and Uotani?"
"Oh yes, Shigure! We –"
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"Kyo, Yuki... May I join in?!"
"Ah..."
"Not this time, Tohru. This is between me and the Rat!"
"You can join in next time though, Tohru."
"Oh good! I can't wait! I do so love a good game of Twister!"
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Authors Note 2: Yeah, what can I say? Not my best piece of work, but I figured I may as well put it up here. Please review; feedback and creative critiscm is divine.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket or the game Twister. I only used them briefly for my own entertainment. I promise I'll put them back now. :)