Mostly submitting this because I felt like reading it. Sorry about my other stories, I regret to say I don't know when I'll ever update them again.

Disclaimer: No ownage of characters.

Rated: MA for offensive language and adult theme. Readers under the age of 18 are asked to leave.

Chapter One: Life-changing

I have always had luck with the ladies. I don't know whether it's because of my devilishly good looks or my incredibly charming personality, but something about me attracts them like bees to honey. Hardly a day pass by without some random girl proclaiming their undying love for me. Tsk, as if. I normally just accept their so called 'love' and play around with them for a while - Hey! Why waste a perfectly good opportunity? - until I get bored. That's usually when I ghost them. I don't see myself as a mean guy, I mean, they throw themselves at me! If anything I'm the one being used. I simply don't believe in love; what's wrong with that? I know there's attraction and sexual tension but love? Nah, that is just some crazy bullshit girls are fed from a young age to make themselves feel better and less of an object.

Because I always have a new girl around, I actually once heard someone say that I was the very definition of the word pretentious. As if I did something wrong? I don't think so. I'm an opportunist; out with the old and in with the new. That was my motto in life. I quickly earned the reputation of being a player, but that never stopped the girls from coming so I cared less. However, that brings me to my current situation. Changing girls ever so often, my father was eventually bound to find out. He's not really the most attentive guy, always got his nose buried in work, but then again I never did try to hide my lifestyle. In retrospective, I could have been a little less obvious. Doing that girl on his Porsche might have been a little too obnoxious I realize that now. Nevertheless, let me tell you, he is like this totally old fashioned guy; he never even tried to understand my lifestyle. He thought my little 'habit' was disrespectful to girls and threatened to send me to an all-boys school if I didn't change my way of living. I, of course, never thought he was serious so I kept living the way I always had, changing from girl to girl… But then suddenly my so-called dear old dad changed everything for me. Fucking shit.

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Naruto sat at the breakfast table nibbling on a slice of bread when his father entered the kitchen, his face far more concerned than it should have been. Though the biggest surprise that morning would be his presence.

"Naruto, we need to talk." The older blond said and took a seat across his son.

"Sure dad, 'bout what?" Naruto replied, lips pulling on their ends as his focus stayed on his phone. Their average morning routine was his dad grabbing a cup of coffee to go and then leave for work but once in a blue moon he would linger around for a minute or two, to have these small 'chats'. Frankly, Naruto could live without them. In his opinion he did great on his own and always had.

"Great!" He heard his dad say, his tone of voice alarmingly an octave higher. "Just so you know you're not going back to your old high school after summer vacation."

For the first time since his dad sat foot in the kitchen, Naruto looked up from his phone, frowning. "Whaddya mean?" There had been days where his dad had pulled pranks on him, but that hadn't happened in years and somehow that kind of joke seemed rather weak. Even for him.

"Because," His dad continued, his enthusiasm fading as his features turned concerned.

Feeling unsettled by the strange look Naruto squirmed in his seat, not sure of what to expect.

"I've enrolled you to Kinsei High." His dad dropped the news without concern for holding back, an odd trait as the man had never been confident in his confrontation when it came to dealing with his son. He almost had Naruto fooled the way his hands clamped the porcelain cup but a fidgeting finger revealed his discomfort. A man trying to act like a parent for the first time in ten years; it was a truly pathetic sight, Naruto mentally snorted.

"I cannot sit idly by as you throw your life away anymore. You're already sixteen and it's time for you to grow up and start acting like the adult you are. Just yesterday the cleaning lady told me you were acting very disrespectful towards her, even going as far as harassing her."

"Oh please, all I did was to offer removing that stick up her ass." Naruto interrupted, laughing at the memory.

"Exactly my point." His dad dead-panned, obviously missing out on the joke. "You're entering Kinsei High, and that's final. "

Naruto stared with his mouth slightly open, fully expecting his dad to back down, but he didn't. "YOU DID WHAT?!" He roared when he realized his dad was serious.

"What? Is your hearing that bad? I said I enrolled you to Kinsei-"

"I know what you said!" Naruto barked and slammed his phone to the ground by accident. Maybe his temper was slightly out of control but sometimes - okay, scratch that - most times he found it hard to control his feelings. "What gives you the right to do that?! I have all my friends at Aburame high!"

"Oh, you'll get new friends!" His father reassured and casually waved his hand, dismissing his worries. His son's reaction was a tad bit overdramatic.

"I don't want new friends!" Naruto bit back through clenched teeth. "Do you even know that school's reputation?! Have you ever heard about Kinsei High!? Guys turn into gays! GAYS!" At that point, he was ready to pull out all of his hair.

"In your case perhaps that wouldn't be such a problem." His father defended. "Might set your morals straight! I swear, I don't know who to blame for your disrespect to women and love."

"You're crazy!" Naruto barked back, truly astonished. "I'm not going and that's final!"

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That's what I said, yet now, I find myself packing my bags.

I spent the rest of my summer showing him just what I thought about his unreasonable punishment but I swear, nothing helped. On a normal basis he would leave me to make my own choices but for some stupid reason, he had upped and decided to switching parenting methods! As if he had the right to! My friends always told me how spoiled I am but I certainly don't agree. Had I been actually spoiled my dad wouldn't have forced me to changing schools. In my junior year! But because of these highly unfortunate turn of events, I am now attending this new high school called Kinsei High. A school whose rumor is all guys turn gay.

At my farewell party, my friends patted me on the back and wished me good luck. They even went as far as to pray for my straightness! But seriously, like I'm worried. Nothing could ever make me switch to the other side of the team. Girls were too attainable. My only worries were the fact I'd find it hard to make friends, like hell I wanted some pansy cock loving gay as a new best friend. Just the thought of it made me nauseous.

tbc