A/N: I know the last thing I should do is start another story but this idea wouldn't leave me alone so...yeah...Here it is. Please rate review rant whatever just say something.

This is my first Avengers fic so anything helps!

Disclaimer: I don't own them blah blah blah just for entertainment blah blah blah... ON TO THE STORY

If Nick Fury had known what was going to walk through his door October 14th he never would have answered that call.

October 14th

"Sir, there is someone here to see you." Maria's voice came up from the call com in his desk. Nick sighed and hit the little button we never see so i can't describe it, to answer. "Send them in."

Precisely 8 minutes later a timid knock came from the other side of the frosted glass sliding door. Nick frowned. How the hell does someone knock on a automatic sliding door?" he thought, slowly he unsheathed the gun holstered at his belt. "Come on out." Fury called, his voice perfectly even. The doors opened and a young girl stood in there place. Brown eyes glanced up and widened in fear. Fury didn't blame her, he had a gun aimed at her face. Despite her harmless appearance Fury was still wary. "How'd you do that?" He asked gesturing to the door frame with the gun. The girl blinked held up her hands, "S-standard door 2 feet opening sticker. O-on the door frame." She stuttered out nervously. "And the knock?" The girl balanced the toe of her sneaker on the floor, raised it and tapped it twice on the polished tile floor. Fury relaxed, holstering his gun. "Come on in." the girl didn't move right away but Fury didn't blame her, he did have a gun aimed at her face a second ago.

After he finally sat down she timidly approached and perched on the edge of the leather seat in front of him. After studying her for a moment he decided to be blunt. "How the hell did you get in here?" He asked, steepling his fingers. The girl looked confused, "the door?" She offered. Fury glared, and she blanched. "I-I'm Maria's niece." She stuttered out in a rush. Fury made a mental note to talk to Maria. "And what do you want?" The girl took a moment to muster her nerve. "I'm looking for a job." She said confidently.

Fury looked her up and down. "No" he said plainly. She blinked. "No?" She repeated. Fury stood, "No i'm not making you an agent." She stared at him for a second, "Agent?" she repeated. Fury rolled his eyes (Well, eye) "I'm not going to make you an agent."

The girl blinked, "People are allowed to do that? Just walk right in here and demand that you make them an agent?" Fury shrugged, it had happened before. The girl look mildly impressed. "Now if you'll excuse me.." Fury said walking towards the door. "WAIT!" A hand caught his sleeve "I don't want to be an agent."

When Natasha appeared in the doorway of Tony's lab he dropped the new suit upgrade he and been working on and hightailed it out after her.

Tony balked at the sight of Fury in the doorway. "NO. whatever you're in here for I say no." Then he saw the girl standing behind him.

She wasn't very impressive looking, not with her slight stature. She held her hands behind her back, her blonde hair draping over half her face. Her blue eyes were shy and couldn't seem to meet Tony's or any of the rest of the Avengers for that matter. "Tony we need to have an open mind here." Steve said, then to Fury, "What are you here for Director?" Fury nodded at the Cap. "This is your new…..." He trailed off, uncharacteristically uncertain. "Maid." The girl whispered "I'm the new maid."