Chapter 1: the beginning of the sad truth
Tails woke up one morning in a particularly happy mood the reason… well tails finally has a date after years of loneliness. Right as tails left the room he looked back at one of his Barbie dolls and said "not today" tails went into the bathroom to get a shower so he could start his day. He stopped in his tracks and took one last look at the Barbie doll "hmmm" tails said.
~30 minutes later~
"Wow Barbie that was great" said tails looking at the Barbie. And being the fact that it was a doll it said nothing back. "My life's sad," said tails. Just then he heard a ring at the doorbell. "It must be that time of the week again," said tails. He opened the door and saw sonic "Darin?" asked tails "Darin" answered sonic. While sonic was playing halo 3 tails noticed he was tea bagging a story mode enemy and felt the need to say something.
Sonic you do know that's a story mode enemy right?" asked Tails. "Yeah I know I'm just lonely." said Sonic." Well Cream and I will be leaving soon to go out to dinner.," said Tails ,"so how long are you going to be here. "I'm just staying here until my sons asleep", said Sonic." Well Sonic at least your married"' said Tails, "I'm still having sex with Barbie dolls." Wow your life must suck", said Sonic." So did you get that invite to Knuckles wedding", said Tails trying to change the subject." Yes I did and that's really sad how you tried to change the subject", said Sonic." Well are you going", asked Tails. "Yeah I am" said Sonic", But I'm not bringing Darin, remember what happened at the last wedding I brought Darin to?"
{Flashback}
Darin is wearing a wizard hat and he's on top of a big building holding the groom by the leg. The cops are at the bottom of the building looking up." SAY IT", screamed Darin. "OK, Ok your wizard hat is cool. "Cried the groom
"Well I should go back before my wife comes home", said Sonic. And he got up and left Tails house.
"Well that was awkward," said tails. A few minutes after sonic left tails heard another ring. He opened the door only to see cream. "Are you ready for our date" said cream. "Um yeah about the date" said tails. "I'm kind of poor so we can only afford to go to a cheap restaurant" "what do you mean by a cheap restaurant?" asked cream. Moments later they arrived at one of the strip malls in their community with all sorts of restaurants. "Ooh are you taking me to that olive garden?" asked cream. "No" replied tails. "Well are you taking me to that L&B's they serve Italian food that's cheap" "no" replied tails "well where are you taking me?" asked cream angrily "if I told you you'd kill me" tails muttered. Then it happened they pulled up to their destination. Cream saw it and just had to scream. "OH FUCK NO!" They were at burger king.