"Mr Teal'c, how do you unwind in your extremely stressful job of saving the universe and keeping Dr Jackson out of trouble?" asked the enthusiastic reporter from NBC news.
Teal'c looked at the man.
"I am unable to understand the question in its current phrasing," he said.
The reporter blinked.
"How do you relax?" he asked.
"Well, I have seven main ways. Firstly, I force my team-mates to watch Star Wars on a team-night, even though we had a Star Wars marathon the night before, although I am of the opinion that such a thing as too much Star Wars is not possible. Obviously, this tactic is not always successful, so my secondary plan is forcing them to watch science-fiction. My second way of relaxing is to kel-no-reem, a most rejuvenating exercise necessary for a warrior to be complete. My third way of relaxing is by training new recruits who do not generally know how to fight correctly. Fourthly, I am accustomed to speculating over Major Carter and O'Neill's relationship with Daniel Jackson, and by placing a gamble on said relationship. I am pleased to announce collecting over two hundred of your currency in winning these wagers. Fifthly, I arrange accidents for Daniel Jackson, so he is able to retain his customary bed in the infirmary. Unfortunately, many of these accidents befall Sergeant Siler, affording him also a bed in the infirmary. Sixthly, I scare away general staff of the SGC on any matter by looming, glaring, staring, making a joke, talking or just being there. And finally, I eat," replied Teal'c seriously (as always).