Me and My Seemingly Senseless Rants: Lucy/Mira/Laxus
Summary: Mira made me!
Me: Natsu-nii is soo cute sometimes.
Lucy: *sighs* Yeah.
Me: Sometimes, I just want to kiss him.
Lucy: *shocked/angry* WHAAAT!?
Me: *Panicked* N-not like that! I meant in a sisterly way! Ya know, a peck on the check or something like that!
Lucy: *raises eyebrow* …..Really?
Me: Yes! I don't even like Natsu-nii in that way. There is a reason I call him Natsu-nii, ya know. Besides, there is someone else that I like.
Mira: *pops out of nowhere* Really? Who?
Me: *jumps in surprise* KYAA! How do you do that Mira?
Mira: *slightly frowns in confusion* Do what?
Me: Never mind.
Mira: Well, aren't you going to say who you like?
Lucy: Yes, do tell.
Me: No!
Mira & Lucy: Why?
Me: Because.
Mira: That's not a reason. Now come on, tell us! *puppy dog eyes*
Me: Fine! I'll tell you.
Mira & Lucy: YAY!
Me: I like *mumbles.*
Lucy: What?
Me: I said, I like *mumbles.*
Mira: Quit mumbling!
Me: Okay, okay, it's Laxus.
Mira & Lucy: LAXUS!
Me: * Panics* SHHH! Not so loud! Yes, Laxus.
Lucy: Are you insane?
Me: Possibly, but aren't all the best people?
Lucy: *sweat-drops* … I don't know about that. *thinks back to Zancrow*
Me: Whatever. Truth is, I didn't give a crap about him until after the… um… Tenrou accident.
Mira: True, he did get nicer.
Laxus: Who did?
Lucy: *whispers to Mira* Well speak of the devil.
Mira: *Nods*
Me: *blushes* Laxus! H-hi, how long have you been standing there?
Laxus: Not long.
Me: O-okay!
Mira: Oh! Would you look at the time. I just realized I need to go grocery shopping. Would you like to join me Lucy?
Lucy: Now that you mention it, I do need to go buy some groceries. Natsu ate all the in my food again.
Mira & Lucy: Gotta go, bye! Have fun! *Leave the guild*
Me: GUYS! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE!
Laxus: *scoffs* What am I? Chopped liver?
Me: *turns to Laxus* That's not what I meant!
Laxus: Then wh-
Me: Oh jeez! I have to go! I'm going to be late for… for… for something. Yeah! I'm going to be late for something! See ya! * runs away*
Laxus: What the? * shakes head and walks off*