Miss Piggy went to Sainsbury's with Kermit the Frog, who she was in love with at the time. They held hands. Suddenly, Miss Piggy oinked and was kidnapped by Karen, the meat chef, who chopped her up and cooked her into a Bacon Buttie. Kermit was unaware of her disappearance, as her screams couldn't succeed the Gangsta Rap that Kermit was listening to.
Kermit sent a missing persons appeal out to all of Lapland, and his friend, Karen (whom secretly killed Miss Piggy), offered a hand. Kermit and Karen has a serious love affair, and married. They renamed themselves Karmit (like Carmit Bachar, from PCD), but was still distraught over the disappearance of Miss Piggy.
On May 17rd Two thousand and tenty 3rd, Kermit ordered a bacon buttie at Sainsbury's (Miss Piggy's Death Place), and was served a delicious bacon buttie. However - something was odd. The bacon was shaped like two tits - two bacon-pig tits - 'Holy Shit!' Kermit shouted out, 'I'VE EATEN MY LOVE... NO!'. Karen then appeared, and threw a fish in Kermit's face, and Karmit was no more...