Sólo Tú, Sólo Tú by Dark Silicon

Chapter: Of Crabs and Coconuts (uno)

Disclaimer: If I owned Kingdom Hearts Kairi wouldn't exist, but she exists because I don't own it.

Author's Note: Ur, ok, this is my first KH fic, and my first yaoi fic. Wait, I take that back (if you call Jake and Sora a pair...that's debatable...) anyway! This story is about what might happen if they actually did ride on that raft, and only one of them made it back. Also, I believe that the 'tree house' is actually a shrine, so don't shoot me. I can't write, so I'm sorry that you must suffer.

"Ack!" The brown haired boy yelped as he fell off of the small peninsula. He landed in the water and wiped his brow. That was always how he lost. Falling off of that stupid hunk of dirt. If he could just fire a direct shot then maybe he could knock off his opponent. But of course not, he was too clumsy and un-intelligent. Oh well, maybe next time. A blonde haired boy leaned over the side of the peninsula and laughed.

"Did ja trip over you own two huge feet?" he laughed again and hit a tree next to him with a long red stick. The water around the brown haired boy rippled and he looked up to see a red haired girl looking up at the blonde.

"Aw, cut it out Tidus." she looked down at him and smiled, "Are you all right Sora?" she laughed lightly as she held out her hand for him to grab. Sora took it reluctantly and she pulled him to his feet.

"Yeah I'm all right Kairi..." Sora mumbled as he kicked the water, "I'd like to beat someone once in a while though." Kairi nodded and looked at Tidus acidulously as he laughed and ran off somewhere.

"Go fight Selphie, she's not that hard to beat." Kairi offered as her and Sora walked out of the water and over to the beach, "I'd fight you but I don't have any type of weapon." she laughed again and Sora wrinkled up his nose. Was there water in there? He asked himself this curiously and he started to rub his nose hard. Kairi looked at him oddly as Sora rubbed his nose with the back of his hand frantically, "Are you ok?" she laughed again and he just wrinkled his nose up again. There was water up there and there was no way that he could get it out. So he just shrugged and looked at a fish swimming around in the ocean, "Hm...why don't you ever listen to me?" Sora kept staring at the water dazed but then he jumped.

"Oh, what? Oh...I do. It's just that I have water in my nose...it's annoying." Sora took his wooden sword and started to doodle in the sand. Kairi placed her hands on her hips and sighed.

"Then what did I say?" she asked him smugly. Sora just scribbled away at his drawing and mumbled something, "Well?" she demanded.

"Something about fighting...I dunno, I wasn't listening I guess." Kairi made a very disgruntled huffing noise and she crossed her arms.

"I'm going to go work on the raft...you have fun listening to nobody." she stomped her feet as she stormed off into the seaside shack. Sora rolled his eyes and walked off to a coconut tree. He whacked the tree hard with his sword and a brown coconut fell out of it and landed next to him. He picked the produce up and looked at it closely. He decided that it worked just fine and he climbed a ladder near him and jumped up to a platform. He walked along the wooden planks, dragging his sword on the ground, and walked into a little hut perched on the top of the giant tree. A smaller tree was placed inside of the hut and Sora walked up to it and looked around the dark place. He dropped the coconut in front of the tree and chanted something that wasn't in English, then he left.

"A coconut? I'd give a spirit something better than a coconut if I were you." Sora turned around to see a white haired boy holding a crab laughing, "Who knows which one is gonna eat that..." Sora frowned and rubbed the back of his head.

"Well, for your information Riku, everyone likes coconuts. Just because you don't find them enjoyable doesn't mean that a spirit won't." Riku walked into the shrine and threw his crab near Sora's coconut. He said his chant and walked back out to see Sora still standing there, "I don't like crabs." Riku rolled his eyes and walked past Sora smiling.

"Well, for your information Sora, just because you don't find them enjoyable doesn't mean that a spirit won't." Sora laughed and drew his sword.

"You wanna fight?" he poked Riku in the back mockingly and Riku just kept walking, "Come on I need to beat someone." Riku turned around and Sora's sword landed in the middle of Riku's chest. Sora smiled in that dorky way that he does and Riku pushed the sword away. Then Riku drew his sword and the two were soon involved in a duel. Riku forced Sora into a corner on the other side of the shrine and smacked him hard with his wooden sword. Riku hit a lot harder than Sora and he had this weird way of rolling into a ball and slamming into him. It was a weird attack but very useful. So the two continued to fight for a while, Sora couldn't fall off of the ground this time, and he was battling harder than ever. Of course he was still no match for Riku. Sora ran off in the direction of the tree shrine to use a potion, but of course Riku hadn't noticed that Sora was trying to use the item. So Riku rolled up into his ball and shot himself at Sora, and Sora was not prepared for the attack. So Riku went tumbling into Sora and the two rolled into the tree shrine entangled. Riku had his arm caught in Sora's crown chain (on his leg) and was now sprawled on top of him. Sora got the point of Riku's sword jabbed into his neck and his rather large foot caught in Riku's rather large pants. Sora looked up at Riku and frowned well Riku just blushed at his own stupidity.

"Sorry, I got a little carried away I guess..." Riku laughed as he untangled his arm from Sora's chain. Sora pulled at his foot a little too hard to Riku's liking and he scowled, "Don't move yet, you'll rip my pants." Sora heeded no warning from Riku though (as usual) and he kept pulling as hard as he could, "Sora! Stop! You're making it worse, it's already hard enough as it is." of course who should walk by the tree shrine but Tidus (at a wonderful point in conversation may I add), "Stop! Now look, we're tangled even more thanks to you..." Tidus' eyes widened and he positioned himself next to the tree shrine's entrance. A little eavesdropping wasn't going to hurt anyone. Sora and Riku were now at the moment entangled by Sora's necklace. It had somehow gotten stuck in Riku's hair and wasn't coming out easily.

"I'll just pull it out, it won't hurt that bad..." Sora mumbled as he sat up a little and wrapped his arms around Riku's neck to remove the crown embedded in Riku's white hair. Riku winced as Sora pulled at the white follicles.

"Ow! That hurts!" Riku hissed as Sora tugged again. Sora pulled harder and Riku moved his head with the snapping sound of his hair, of course this all ended nastily. Tidus had decided that it was time to see what was really going on in the shrine and he walked in at the worst possible time. Riku had moved too fast for Sora's reflexes to kick in and the two had hit each other.

"What the!?!?" Tidus yelped as he saw the scene in front of him. Riku was kneeling in between Sora's legs and Sora still had his arms around Riku's neck. And to top it all off, when the two had collided only their lips made any real contact. It wasn't like they lingered on and started to make out or anything, Sora pulled away quickly and Riku shoved Sora off of him. Tidus just stared at the two dumbstruck and Sora frowned.

"Don't you have anything better to do than hang around here?" Sora mumbled. Tidus just scratched the back of his head and laughed.

"You're gay!?!?" he asked the two well he burst out into laughter, "That's hilarious!!! But, Riku, seriously...of all people!" Sora scowled and Riku stood up, holding his wooden sword tightly. Tidus continued to laugh hysterically but the point of Riku's sword being jabbed into his stomach soon silenced him. Tidus stopped laughing and looked up at Riku very frightened.

"You done here?" Riku grinned evilly and Tidus backed up out of the tree shrine. Tidus didn't stick around, he ran off as fast as he could...laughing. Sora stood up and coughed a little, Riku just looked at Sora and laughed, "That'll be all over the island tomorrow, be ready for it..." Sora didn't laugh though, he just rubbed the upper part of his arm and walked out of the tree shrine. Sora didn't like being the butt of a joke so he wasn't too pleased with Tidus, "Aw, buck up!" Riku slapped Sora in the back and Sora yelped, "It's not like that was what really happened, they'll forget about it in a few days..." Sora shook his head in agreement as the two walked out of the shrine together, "Anyway, back to the coconut thing...what if the spirit of death gets that? He'll kill you in your sleep!" Sora laughed and climbed down the ladder, Riku following. They landed on the ground and Sora shrugged his shoulders.

"Do you really believe in all that stuff? I mean please...like there's really a black winged angel that flies around and kills people..." Riku frowned and looked at a coconut tree.

"If you don't believe in it, then why would you bring them a gift?" Sora stopped walking and kicked the ground. He sighed and looked at the ocean.

"Well...I don't know...I really don't want to talk about it..." Sora started to walk towards the beach and Riku followed.

"Ok...ok, anyway. I hope that the spirit of life gets mine, she's very fine." Riku laughed and Sora rolled his eyes.

"Are girls all that you think about? I mean, come on, you think that the fairy that brings people to life is hot.." Riku laughed and soon Sora joined him. All of a sudden Kairi ran up to them panting, "What's wrong with you?" Sora asked her stifling his laughter. Kairi just smiled and looked up at them all sweaty.

"Just exercising, come on! We have to go work on the raft!" Sora and Riku smiled and chased after her, all three laughing.

-End Of Chapter 1-

-To Be Continued-

Ah aha ha ha ha! That was great fun to write, I must say. Yes, for all my friends who have read My Console 2, I am using almost the same thing with Riku and Sora that I used for Jake and Sora, ha ha ha ha ha! I'm so creative. Anyway, please review, I'd appreciate it, I like to know what people think, whether it's a flame or not. ^___^ See ya!