Bloom raised by the Addams Family
(Yay I'm insane!)
Headmistress Elphaba Griffin of Cloud Tower School for witchs was at her table with her daughter Ediltrude and her daughter-in-law Zarathrustra, two of the teachers at Cloud Tower, eating lunch while watching the students with her sharp amber, eagle like, eyes when there was three small purple flashes that made everyone look at the flashes intrigued. The three ruthless senior Icy, Darcy, and Stormy, also known as the Trix, appeared pale and shaking in terror at a fourth figure that nobody knew that was dressed in a webbed black tank top with a spider design on it and a long skirt that pooled around the floor at her feet that had small spider web designs on it. The mystery girl was about the same age as the freshmen but was as tall as Griffin (which was no easy feat in itself) with blood red hair that pooled around her feet, chalk white skin, calm blue eyes that seemed to pierce your souls, a bust that matched Griffins (once again no easy feat), and ruby red lips that were curved upwards in an eerie smile.
"Now, darlings," Her voice was cotton soft but still sent chills up everyones spines including the teachers, "Why did you teleport out? The funeral was only just starting, only two attempts on your life before the first song." The mystery girl says making the Trix pale even further and shrinks away from the creepy girl.
"What is the meaning of this?" Griffin demands in a threating voice as she stood up and glared down at the Trix and the mystery girl that somehow seemed familiar to the green skinned woman.
"This is a grammatical word used to indicate somebody or something already mentioned or identified or something understood by both the speaker and hearer." The mysterious red head said her lips quirking upwards slightly when Griffin merely stared at her.
"What?" Griffin asks blinking slowly in shock.
"You asked what was the meaning of 'this' and I answered you. Well you did ask." The mystery girl said when Griffin stared down at her in shock.
"Is it just me or am I not the only one who didn't understand that?" Ediltrude asks her lips quirking when Zarathrustra shot her an amused glance and Griffin a slightly amused glare. Not even thinking about her actions, Darcy merely placed her hand over the mystery girls mouth when she opened it. A second later Darcy yelped loudly and pulled her hand away from the red head as if she had been burned.
"She licked me!" Darcy said furiously wiping her hand on her pants leg as if it were poisoned. A heartbeat of silence was all there was before Icy and Stormy paled drastically while the rest of the students laughed and the teachers looked a little amused themselves.
"Who are you, young lady?" Griffin asks the red head who was merely smiling in her eerily serene way.
"My name's Yasha." The newly identified Yasha said smiling serenely even as she flicked her wrist and a Chinese fan appeared in her hand. Another flick of her wrist and the fan flipped open covering her entire face except for her eyes. Griffin recognized the symbol on the fan and paled drastically.
"Where am I?" Yasha asks before Griffin had a chance to say anything.
"You're at Cloud Tower school for witches." A senior sneered down at the girl before something whizzed past her cutting her cheek slightly. The senior looked behind her to see a senbon, of all things, firmly lodged into the wall behind her.
"Now now Darling. Keep talking like that and some one might think you don't like me." Yasha said appearing to not move a centimeter while her serene voice cut through the air effortlessly.
"Did you say Cloud Tower?" Yasha asks calmly as she suddenly remembered that little tidbit of information. The senior nodding making Yasha look as ecstatic as was possible for her.
"Wonderful! The females in my family have been trying to find a way back to this place ever since grandmamma got kicked out. I simply must tell Mama and Wednesdays." Yasha said slamming her fan closed with an ethereal grace before merely snapping her fingers making a screen large enough for everyone to clearly see appear out of nowhere. Mortrica Addams was suddenly looking in the mirror and at Yasha.
"Yasha, my little Akuma. Where did you and your new toys go? The funeral had only just begun when you and the toys vanished in purple mist. Where have you been tormenting now? We are still banned from five contents you know." Mortrica said smiling eerily, similar to Yasha, down at the red head.
"You won't believe it Mama, but I'm at Cloud Tower!" Yasha said her eerie smile growing even wider while her mother looked ecstatic.
"Gomez, children, Mama! Come quickly! Yasha has managed to get to Cloud Tower!" Mortrica called making a large scrambling noise be heard from in the background of the screen.
"Cloud Tower? Well done Yasha. We've been trying to find our way back there ever since I was expelled. See if you can find your godmother, Elphaba Griffin, she has greenish skin cause of a game of 'Potion or Poison' I talked her into playing. She also has purple hair and likes to wear dark purple if memory serves." The oldest woman said before there was a loud screaming sound heard in the background.
"Who put Pubert in the cooking pot?" Gomez asks looking amused as he pulled a mustached baby out of a boiling pot, much to the CT students disbelief. Yasha merely smiled while Wednesday laughed eerily and Pugsly blew something up. Griffin cleared her throat loud enough for the people on screen to here while Ediltrude and Zarathrustra were besides themselves with laughter.
"Elphaba! I see the green skin tone hasn't vanished. You haven't found a cure yet?" Grandmamma asks beaming at the sight of the green skinned woman.
"No. Mainly because we couldn't find out what poison you used to try and kill me." Griffin said deadpanned while the students looked startled and Grandmamma laughed.
"My mama wouldn't let me bring home anyone I hadn't killed. Pity you survived the poison. I had hoped you could move in with me after you died." Grandmamma said with one of her creepy grins while Griffin blushed slightly at the implications.