Neko Near
Color: I got bored. The idea popped into my head while searching for Neko Near photos. Near, will you do the honors?
Near: Not unless you take me to see the new Transformers movie.
Color: As a date?
Near: No, I'm just too lazy to pay.
Color: Fine, I'll take you.
Near: And you have to make me a leather bracelet next time you go to the studio.
Color: Fine!
Near: And it has to be white.
Color: Okay, your highness.
Near: Color does not own Death Note, Light, the task force, me, or the SPK. They all belong to Viz Media, Takeshi Ohba, and Tsugumi Obata. She also promises to get back to The True Story of A. Now will you take me to see Transformers?
Color: Not until I'm done with the fic.
Near: Damn!
The Yellow Box warehouse. The setting for the final battle between Near and Light. Wearing his white pajamas and being sure the Death Note didn't fall out of his shirt, he walked into the warehouse. Any moment, that pathetic excuse for a task force, along with his nemesis, Light Yagami, would walk in. He sat down, putting one knee up and pressed his cheek against it. Any day now… He drummed his pale fingers against his knee.
The steel door noisily slid open and Light walked in and glanced at Near and gave a double take.
"Oh my god, you have GOT to be the cutest thing I've ever seen!" Light spazzed.
Near's cool grey eyes narrowed into a deadly glare.
"Why didn't you tell me you a cute albino neko boy? You are soo cute!" Light continued.
It was true. Due to a strange mutation of his genes, Near had been born with the ears and tail of a cat. It was more of a curse.
Light stood behind Near and messed up his hair.
"Who's a cute wittle neko? Who's going to inherit the L name? You are. You are." Light fawned.
"Could somebody please put him in restraints?" Near said in monotone.
The rest of the people in the task force and the SPK let out the laughs they were holding in.
"Who's going to catch Kira? Who's going to catch Kira? You are. Yes you are."
"I'm not a kindergartener, I'm seventeen. Please stop-" Light started scratching behind Near's ears. "Oh that's nice."
"I'm going to have a lot of trouble killing you because your so darn cute!"
Near's head perked up. He pressed the record button on a tape recorder that he also had under his shirt. "Could you say that again?"
"I'm going to have a lot of trouble killing such a cute little neko boy!"
"And why would you want to kill me?"
"Because I'm Kira of course-" Light's smile faded. "Oh shit."
Near stopped recording. "Roger, our work here is done."
At his name, Roger cuffed Light's hands behind his back.
"No fair! I was fawning over Near. You can't capture me like this. You weren't meant to hear that!" Light revolted.
"A confession is a confession, Light Yagami. You are Kira. I have it on tape."
Near took the recorder out from under his shirt and playing Light's confession. The SPK imprisoned Light and the task force returned to their jobs as policemen.
You know what? Near thought to himself, Sometimes being a mutant cat-eared freak helps you catch murderers.