So I don't own any SSBB. Nothing.

At all. Just this plot. J

So I'd like you to read it,

Because I'm FINALLY starting a new fanfic.

It's a funny one. At least I hope. J

Give it a try yeah? :D

R&R!

Captain Falcon sighed.

Smoke flew out his lungs rolling into mist in the air.

Forming shapes then slowly disappearing.

He looked at his joint smiling.

Enjoying his little habit.

He doesn't tell people he does it.

Though some people might expect it.

There's been a few times where someone would ask him why his eyes were red.

Or why he smelled of smoke.

But he'd answer as if nothing.

Coming up with excuses no one could argue with.

This day was a good one. Rainy so no one was really outside.

It smelled so clean and fresh,

It made him enjoy it even more.

While in middle of his dream like state,

His frame by frame vision,

And nerve tingling stature

He noticed someone walking towards his car.

He assumes it'll be fine.

Most people wouldn't run off and tell.

He took another hit.

The person he was seeing was coming closer now.

He realized his shirt was green.

Oh well, he takes another long hit.

He watched that person, scrutinizing everything they were doing.

The way the walked.

What they were wearing.

As he takes a longer look he realizes they're in what seems to be a dress.

Maybe.

Was it a woman?

A real ugly one?

It did have blond hair.

He takes another hit.

He looks down at his radio and turns it down a bit.

Then looks back out the window.

He sees the person even closer now.

It couldn't be a woman?

That there, that's a guy.

That there, isn't just any guy.

Falcon finally sees, it's Link.

Captain Falcon gasped in horror,

And at the fact that Link looks so much like a girl.

Maybe that's why he's always getting hit on?

He looks at his hand realizing he's still holding the joint.

He rolls down the window and flicks it out.

Unfortunately by now, Link had already reached his car.

And was looking through the window.

The lit joint hits him on the nose and Link sends out a yelp.

"Ah! Wh-what the? What was that for!?"

He grabbed his face in agony.

Captain Falcon rolled up the window as fast as he could,

But Link not knowing he had closed it,

Punches through the glass and decked Falcon in the ear.

"What THE F-"

Captain Falcon reached out of his car to cover Link's mouth.

All that came out were moderately loud muffled noises.

"Shhh, shut up boy! Get in the car! GET in the FUCKING car!"

Captain Falcon said to him, clenching his ear from when Link punched him.

Link looked confused.

And then ran to the passenger's seat, almost in tears.

"what are you doing out here!?"

Captain Falcon exclaimed.

"I was going for a walk. Is that so bad!?

Did you have to burn me then make my fist break through a window!?"

Link asked pulling down the visor to look at his face.

His nose was red, but it didn't look too bad.

"It wasn't on purpose moron!"

Falcon said looking very mad.

"Why are you so mad? Why does your car smell like smoke?

Why are your eyes red!..?"

Link gasped,

"Captain Falcon!…

YOU'RE AS HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE!"

Link covered his mouth.

"Ike was right! Man!

I guess it is true!"

Falcon made a face, the spoke.

"What? No.. NO! What?

Well.. Yeh-.. Yes.

I guess I am.

But you can't tell anybody!

You have to sear boy! SWEAR!"

Falcon looked at him right in the eyes.

"You're gunna get kicked out man!"

Link said ignoring Falcon.

"I know, I KNOW!

That's why non one else can find out!

Now promise you won't tell!"

Link thought about it..

Then said,

"What do I get in return.?"

Captain Falcon thought,

Then reached for the glove compartment.

He took out a baggy with green leaves,

It read, Chronic.

"I'll take you to Amsterdam.."