eridan was having a really big boner. it was super hard and slimey. he had a purple stain in his pants. it was like a period but troll jizz. he say aradia and though'hot damn'. he unzipped his pants and said " wwoww you are so hot and my boner is so so huge and throb and slick wwe should do an sexy."
but aradia was like " Nah ho my boner is for equius you hear me"
Eridan was so upset that he turned into a boner demon and went on a rampage even worse than the one gamzee went on. he left a trail of purple slimy destruction behind him as he tore destroyed shit.