A/N: This is a request from StormySnape. Read and review? Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Hakuna Matata
"Carlisle! Emmett stole my hair brush!" Alice wailed, running into her father's office.
"It's not like you need it! You're practically bald!" Emmett retorted, following her in, Alice's silver Lee Stafford hair brush.
"So? At least my hair doesn't look like a bird's nest!"
"What's wrong with my curls?"
"Nothing, if you like earthworms and bits of shiny objects to find a home in it."
"Baldy." Emmett said, not being able to think of anything smart to say in return.
"You know they cut off all of my hair in the asylum!"
"Exactly why you don't need this brush. I'll get more use out of it!"
"Carlisle! Make him give it back!" Alice cried, staring at her father in hopes that he could make Emmett stop being mean.
Carlisle, who had been eating sushi while he watched his kids banter, cleared his throat and said "Hakuna Matata, kids."
Emmett and Alice both furrowed their brows before chorusing, "Hakuna Matata?"
"Yes." Carlisle replied. "Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase. It means no worries for the rest of your days, you know." He popped another piece of sushi into his mouth and watched as his kids turned and left the office, mumbling about him and his foreign languages.
"Get's them every time." Carlisle chuckled to himself.