Chronicles of a lifetime dbz style
This is a continuation of my story chronicles of a lifetime only this time it is in the dbz universe naruto will still be godlike but to keep him from being noobish he will only use the people he meets sources of power they use. im not going to say who talks all the time cause thats a hasle but i will make it to where you can tell it.
Disclaimer :: i own nothing just the ideas behind my writing and any ocs i may use.
= new chapter - break in time well lets begin
Narutox?
Chapter 1
It was a normal day down at East Citiy Farm Houses. The farmers where farming, the cows where cowing, the chickens where chickening, and the spaceship were hurtling down on the farm.
Wait what? Spaceships falling down on my farm thats not supposed to happen is it?
"What is that Mark?" says the farmers wife carla.
"No idea but i'll be back" says the farmer as he gets his gun and goes to check out what it was. When gets there a man is just now walking out of the ship. He was a freaky looking dude he had hair that goes down below his knees and he had a freaking tail! It was creepy.
"Who the hell are you?" asks the farmer scared out of his mind.
"Hmmm i thought that Kakarot would of finished this dust bowl by now. But i guess not. Sigh. I'll have to go find him and make him finish his job." the alien says rejectedly "Now if i was kakarot where would i be." He then clicks his eyeglass and it started searching for power levels.
"Who are you? Ima shoot if you don't answer." says the farmer.
"Hmm that seems like a reasonable power source." he says before flying off in that direction.
"Yea you better leave" shouts the farmer.
Somewhere on the planet.
Our favorite blonde was sitting on a tree doing nothing but looking at trees. Our hero is wearing a black version of his fathers jonin outfit with his signature scarf around his face and neck in a kakashi fashion. His hair was blonde and in his fathers hairstyle.
"I am so bored" he says "Why did kami send me to this place and nothings wrong. Sigh i wish someting fun would happen." Just then goku flies overhead on his cloud.
"Wow he looks like he is in a hurry. Well might as well find out what he is up to." he then cups his hands together and shouts "HEY YOU ON THE CLOUD WAIT A MINUTE!"
Apparently goku heard him because he came back to see who called out to him.
"Sorry but im kind of in a hurry. You see i'm taking my son to see my friends. Say hi to the nice stranger Gohan."
"Err hi." gohan says hiding behind his father.
"Cute kid. Anyway do you mind if i join you. You see im new here and it would be nice to make some friends besides you seem like a guy that might just be who i need to help. So what do you say?" asks naruto.
"Um sure thats fine. Hop on." he says not really expecting him to be able to ride the nimbus cloud. Naruto hops on and doesnt fall off.
"Nice ride. Where can i get one?" he asks.
"Um i got mine from a friend of mine i think its the only one tho."
"Meh its fine anyway my name is Naruto Namikaze it is nice to meet you."
"Names Son Goku."
"Kewl name i think we are going to get along fine." he says with a smile. The rest of the ride was in silence but along the way gohan warmed up to naruto. Naruto just smiles.
'Its nice having friends i hope this kid has a happy life. I just hope i can watch him grow up but what are the chances of that happening' thinks naruto. IIf only he knew what he just signed up for.
A while later at the kame house
"Hey guys im here" says goku as his friends walk out of the house.
There was a bald man of 25ish that walked out first. Next was a young woman with blue hair. Following her was an old man that looked almost ancient in narutos eyes. Then there came a turtle? Wow thats new.
"Hey goku" says the bald one. He then notices that goku wasn't alone. Before he could speak up bulma beat him to the punch.
"Goku who is you friend? He's a total hottie is he available?"
"This is my new friend naruto and i have no idea why don't you ask him? Also i brought along this little guy." Replies goku before showing off his son.
"Oh so your babysitting him then?" asks krillen.
"No silly he is my son say hi to daddys friends gohan.
Gohan just hides behind naruto and bulma coos at him but he stays hiding behind the guy that makes him feel almost as safe as he does when his father is near. It was a funny feeling for the four year old. Trusting this guy he just met but he could tell that he would look out for him. Now to find a way to keep him as close as possible but how to do that?
"Ahh the little guy likes me goku" says naruto before picking him up and putting him on his shoulders. He then runs around imatating an airplane making gohan laugh.
"Aww he's good with kids." says bulma.
"Yea" agrees goku.
After running around for about ten minutes naruto stops and stares off in the distance instantly serious.
"Hey goku someones heading our way and he seems hostile." he says getting their attention "He may be tough to beat but i got your back"
Before anyone could do anything the man from before appears and lands on the island with a creepy smile on his face.
"I found you kakarot" he says.
(Cannon speak)
After dropping the im your brother thing he then notices gohan who was hiding behind naruto.
"Is that your son kakarot? Yes i can see his tail. Then i'll just take him as insurence to get you to help me" he says before taking a step toward gohan.
"Some kind of uncle you are threntening his own nefew. People like you make me sick." says naruto with venom.
"Haha and who are you earthling the baby sitter?" he laughs.
"Ok i dont like you. And so what if i am as long as im here you won't lay a finger on the kid."
"Oh now this i gotta see you puny earth boy" he says before continuing his walk.
"Hmmmm babysitter why didn't i think of that?" says goku stopping raditz in his tracks. "Well how about it naruto? Gohan surely approves. So what do you say?"
"Really thats great" exclaims naruto "I accept."
"Hello im still here"
"Sweetness but first we gotta ask my wife."
"I would't worry about that im good at getting people to see things my way."
Raditz just gets angry. Here he is making a demand and they just ignore him. That does not sit well with him so he attacks naruto. Naruto he just dodges and spin kicks his face in sending him skipping down the ocean like when you skip a rock on a lake.
"...?"
"Yea i did he should't of attacked me of course i would attack back its common sense." Replies naruto to the unasked question.
"Did you just read my mind?" asks krillen.
"No just the dots."
"What dots?"
"Its not important. Anywho goku you can take him he is not worth my time."
"Oh alright."
When raditz gets bak he abducts krillen before flying off. Before goku can follow him piccolo shows up saying that he two has a bone to pick with the newcomer so he and goku leaves to follow him after leaving gohan in naruto's seemingly capable hands.
Right after the special beam
"Daddy!" screams gohan after seeing his fathers downed form.
"Hehe sorry guys but this looks like its it. LListen there are more sayains coming so wish me back in a year also you guys can train to help." says goku while dying.
"Hey goku look in my eyes." says naruto after activating his sharingan. When goku looks at his eyes naruto wispers 'Tsukyomi'
In the tsukyomi
"Huh what happened?" asks goku after seeing that he was in a different place with a red moon and distorted space.
"You are in my world where i control everything. Pretty neat huh?" answers naruto getting a nod from goku "Anyway i brought you here to say that i will train your son and if you will give me a vial of your blood i can become your new better non evil brother."
"Huh? Really?"
"Yes"
"Sweet of course you can."
"Thanks and good luck.. brother"
"See you soon."
Back in the real world
Goku just vanishes in front of their very eyes.
"Well guys heres the game plan. Im now gonna become gokus brother. Piccolo you are gonna train me in you guys ways of fighting and i will train and take care of gohan. Any questions?" says naruto taking charge of the situation.
"Uh yea can you do that?"
"Sure just watch." answers naruto before taking out a vial of gokus blood and drinking it. Naruto then uses his 'intergrate' then in an explosion of black flames naruto is gone. In his place stood him in a black and purple version of gokus clothes with his trademark scarf around his face and neck.
"Well how do i look?" he asks after he finishes.
"Like a god" replies krillen in awe.
"Hehe you think so? Anyway im now gokus brother. So lets get to this piccs your with me. Gohan show me to your house" says naruto before heading off with gohan and piccolo in tow.
"Did that just happen?" asks krillen.
"I think im in love" says bulma with hearts in her eyes. "Now to stake my claim before any other girl does it first."
"Um bulma?"
"What baldy can't you see im planning?"
"Yea thats good and all but what about yamcha?"
"Who is that again?"
"...Nevermind. Well see you in a year" says krillen before heading off.
At gokus home
knock knock
"Goku is that you?" asks his wife chichi after rushing to the door and opening it to see... some random kid with her son on his shoulders.
"...?"
"Im son naruto and because i brought him home with some bad and good news."
"Did you read my mind?"
"No just the dots."
"Dots?"
"Not important."
"Oh ok. Wait what news?"
"Your husband is dead and im here to be your baby sitter for your wonderful son here until he gets back." He says cheerfully. Too cheerfully infact that she hit him with a broom before falling down crying.
"Hey no tears we will get him back in a year. You see we got evil people coming here in a year so yea hes training in the dead place and im in training and training your son for the troubles ahead."
"Oh really now?"
"Yea sorry but i want to be in my nefews life and he would be great help in the future with the proper tort..er training."
"Nefew?"
"Oh yea im gokus brother ^.^ Nice to meet you sis" he says which makes chichi faint.
"Gohan get some ice quick!"
With the sayains
"Hey vegeta?"
"What is it nappa?"
"I cant wait to get our wish."
"Think heaven i thought you were going to say something stupid. Again."
"Naw not right now vegeta."
"Good keep it that way."
"No promises vegeta."
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One year later
"Speak! Speak me your wish so i can leave." says the dragon shenron impatiently
"We wish for you to bring goku back to life."
"Um shouldn't we i don't know wish him here so we..."
"Your wish has been granted. Farewell." says the dragon before dissapearing and the dragonballs shoot off to where ever they want to go this time.
"Don't have to wait for him to get here." finishes naruto right after the dragon was gone.
"Why didn't we think of that?" this leads naruto to facepalm.
It has been a year since goku died and naruto apeared in their lives. As you can see the first thing they did was wish goku back. You can also see that they didnt tell the dragon that they wanted him to be where they are so they dont all idk die before he gets there.
With goku
"Yea im back alive" says goku happily once his halo dissapears."Now to go save the world and see my brother and son again. On both points." before running off so he can make his way to earth.
"Great now im alone again" says the kai sadly.
"We're here king kai." says the animals that live on his planet.
"I mean people wise."
"Yare ye have me."
"Shut up bojack!"
"Arg i was trying to be helpful."
"Stay evil it suits you better."
"Well me tried."
On Snakeway
Goku was currently running down snakeway when he runs into princess snake.
Princess snake is a pretty greenish blue woman with orange hair. Very pretty. Goku met her on his way to the kai and now he's back in her territory.
"Hello again handsome." she says in a sultry tone.
"Sorry princess but im a happily married man." he says after stopping to refill his tank for the trip ahead.
"Aww damn i need a man." she says sadly.
"Um my brothers available..i think" goku says in between bites.
"Hmm can i meet him?"
"Right now he's busy on earth but i'll tell him your interested" he says before finishing his food and gets ready to leave.
"Thanks for the grub but i got to go. See you later." he says before running off.
"Dont forget!" she shouts at him.
"I'll try" was the reply.
In East City
In east city everything was calm and peace ful until two ufo's crash lands.
Everyone stopped and went to see what happened.
"Hey vegeta we are finally here" says nappa happily.
"Yes nappa we are."
"Oooo hey vegeta look a welcoming party."
"Yea so?"
"But we weren't invited vegeta so we have to crash the party." nappa says before blowing up the entire city.
"Why did you do that nappa?" questions vegeta.
"I do not know vegeta."
"Damn your an idiot."
"Its not nice talking about yourself vegeta."
"...Just shut up and lets go."
"Yes sir Vegeta sir" says nappa soilder like.
"One of these days nappa im going to kill you."
"Sure you are vegeta." he says rolling his eyes "you love me too much."
"Grrrrrr lets just go."
"Ok vegeta." they then fly off to the direction the scouter pointed at.
In a desert
Our hero was currently enjoying a picnic in the desert with his faveorite nefew and piccolo. The others were also there but not very important, except for krillen that is, so im not going to trouble myself by writing about them.
"Hey piccs pass the soy sauce will ya?" naruto asks our neighborly namekian.
Piccolo then growls at his nickname naruto gave hime and grudgingly hands him the sauce.
"Well guys they are here but they can wait till im done eating right gohan?"
"Agreed uncle ruto."
They then eat in silence for a few minutes when the sayains finally gets there.
"Hey vegeta lets stop and ask them for directions. They seem like nice people."
"Nappa you idiot thats who were are looking for. Yet they ignore me the prince of all sayains how dare they" says vegeta heatedly.
"Yo princy be quiet will ya we are trying to eat over here" says naruto.
"Oooo i like him vegeta he reminds me of a sayain i once knew. GASP. Vegeta its another sayain look at the hair."
"What? Bullshit."
"Hey can it up there im eating."
"Can i have some please" begs nappa the smell of food finally getting to him. Also to find out if he IS a sayain
"Sure theres plenty here." he says before moving over so nappa can sit down.
"What are you doing?" the nonimportant people ask him.
"What he is hungry and we have enough food here to feed 3 goku's so i see nothing wrong with sharing. Besides mabey we can make them our friends so we don't have to fight." he replies before going back to eating while nappa joins them and starts to feed his face.
"..."
"Dont judge him princy he's a hungry man of course if there is food he will probably want some."
"Did you just read my mind?"
"Nope just the dots. Now either leave or join us."
"Fine you got ribs?"
"Sure do."
Vegeta then joins them and they have a great time telling stories laughing at jokes and all that good stuff. Until there was no food left then they got down to buisness.
"Well thats all the food. So why are you guys here? If its for the balls you are wasting your time. We just wished goku back to life so their outta commission for a whole year. Tho they should of wished him here so we wouldn't have to wait for him to get here. Then again that dragon just rushed them before they could even think about the wish. Whats with that dragon anyway? He just sits there waiting for someone to collect the balls then make a wish but when he gets there he's in such a hurry to leave. Whats up with that? Does he have like some hot dragon wife waiting in bed for him or something? Oh crap we forgot to save some food for goku. He will be mad. Ok heres the plan we do not let him know that we had a feast without him ok?" Rambles naruto.
"What the hell is he talking about."
"No idea me and mom just ignore him when he does that. Its best to just nod and go with the flow." says gohan.
"So what are you two here for?" he asks again.
"To kill you your planet and sell it."
"Too?"
"People right vegeta?"
"Correct nappa."
"But why tho?"
"Its just what we do."
"Well then i have to...Oh crap i forgot to do the shopping! Sis is gonna kill me. Sorry to walk out on you guys but i gotta go. Don't let gohan die or i will wish yyou back and make it impossible for the dragon to bring you back!" naruto says franticaly before running off.
"What the hell gohan?"
"Yea mom has him whipped like piccolo says. He is more afraid of moms broom than anything."
"And the wishing part?"
"He is serious."
-cannon til vegeta leaves-
Naruto comes back with grocery bags in hand and see's all the damage and the unimportant peoples dead bodies and piccolo's but as soon as he see's gohan and gokus down form he runs to them.
"Hey bro is the brat alright?" he asks goku.
"YYea he just out of it."
"What about you?"
"I'll be alright."
"Good to know lets get you to the hospital" he says before grabbing the people who are still alive and dissappearing in black flames heading to the hospital.