(Because I'm not updating slow enough already, I have now started a series of drabbles, focusing on all the fic ideas I get that are too short to be an actual oneshot. For the record, since they're so short, the first few updates will be in twos and threes; after I get rid of all my dormant plot bunnies, they'll come about slower, but...

Okay. This is pointless fluff, which is obvious, but a quick note; this is when Light gave up the Death Note and was all 'blah blah blah I'm mother-fucking-Teresa, love me'. Seriously, that boy's head needs to be EXAMINED.

Kira!Light: DESTROY ALL HOOMANS. YU AR EPIC FAIL.

Saint!Light: Oh, Kira is bad bad bad! Now who wants tea?

...Seriously! Disassociative Personality Disorder, anyone!? Oh, and I don't own Death Note.)

Do not think about the chain.

Do not think about the boy attached to it.

And most certainly do not think about fucking him.

L grumbled softly. Kira was still out there, and his only suspect was chained to him. Good thing, right?

Uh, no. The innocent, "I'm-Light-Yagami-So-Innocent-and-Adorable-Fuck-Me" act was getting really annoying. And arousing.

L had never even considered his sexuality before. It had never mattered to him in the slightest. But that was only until the Kira case started, and he met Light Yagami, boy genius and candidate for underwear model.

So he was gay, he supposed. Though to be fair, he'd never really looked at anyone before.

So maybe he was Lightsexual. That might be it.

...Making L distracted by being so damn attractive, percentage up by five percent. Being so attractive? Kira percentage down by fifteen percent.

L took another strawberry, and stared at the boy for a moment. He was closing up the systems for the night, since it was almost midnight, and while L didn't sleep, Light did.

What had surprised L more than anything was that Light-kun actually had offered to sleep in the same bed as him.

...Or perhaps surprised wasn't the right word. More like, "Holy god, Light-kun wants me in his bed!" L winced at his own thoughts, but he was still thrilled.

And poor Misa-Misa. Tut tut. Had to go to Venice for some filming on that movie she was in. Leaving L alone with Light.

If L was Kira, or at least some evil cartoon villain, he would be twirling his mustache and cackling madly right now.

"Ryuzaki?" L jumped, and it took a second for him to remember that this was his alias right now. He turned to Light, who had a look of concern on his face.

"Are you okay? You haven't said a word for almost an hour. Is something wrong?" L shook his head.

"No, I'm perfectly alright. You should get some sleep, though. You've been working incredibly hard tonight." Light looked surprised at the compliment, but then adjusted to it, and smiled self-consciously.

"Thank you, Ryuzaki." L shook his head, and bit his lip. Do not blush. Do not blush. "Certainly, Light-kun. We should go upstairs."

Light had to shower, which, ultimately, was a nightmare for L. After all, he was in the same room as Light's soaking wet naked body, and—

Gah! Don't even think about it. Pretend he's not there. L brushed his teeth, but Light was a notoriously long shower-taker, and wasn't even halfway through. For some reason, L got irritated at that.

"Light-kun, if you do not hurry up with your shower, I am going to have to finish mine with you. Please hurry." He said, and as soon as he did, his eyes widened.

He did not just say that.

Light stopped for a second. And then he opened the shower door, and grinned, leaning back on the porcelain wall. Bloody hell. L tried to avert his eyes—and ultimately failed.

"Well, with an incentive like that, why should I?" L's eyes almost fell out of his head.

Oh for the love of whatever was holy, Light was seducing him. L righted himself, and murmured, "Because you are a suspect in the Kira case. Seducing me is out of the question."

Light raised an eyebrow. "We've been over this a thousand times. I'm not Kira, and for the love of god, what do you mean, I'm seducing you? I'm inviting you to take a shower with me." L glared at him.

"That's seduction." Light grinned.

"Uh-uh. It's blatant sluttiness." L rolled his eyes.

"Light-kun, you are a brilliant person, so I will explain this quickly; I am not attracted to you." Light rolled his eyes. Pulling on the chain between the handcuffs, he said,

"Uh-huh. Then please explain this to me. Also, while you are at it, please explain why you still are sleeping in the same bed as me." L bit his lip.

"For one, it's a good way to keep an eye on you. Two, I'm sleeping in the same bed as you because..." He stopped.

Because he was attracted to Light.

What the fuck was he doing?! He'd admitted to himself he liked Light, and then when Light is blatantly seducing him, he denies it!

L steeled himself, leaned in, and kissed Light fully on the lips.

The room seemed to spin for a second, and Light was staring at him in amazement.

"Yes. There is a reason for me sleeping in the same bed. It's because I am trying to learn not to molest certain people in their sleep." He said in a deadly serious tone. Light shook his head.

"Tsk, tsk, Ryuzaki. Perhaps you could've tried that with someone else, but it won't work with me." He gestured to L's now-soaking wet clothes.

"So, going to get out of those and take a shower, or what?" L raised an eyebrow, and nodded, getting in the shower and sliding the door shut.

Moments later, with clothes tossed over the glass doors, the shower started up again.

"...Wait, why is the shower on, Ryuzaki?"

"...Hiding the evidence."