Author's note: As we all know, Ozzy and Drix's best episode is season 2, episode 14 "An Out of Body Experience". It is the main inspiration for my spinoff series fanfiction! But the more I rewatch it, the more flaws I find. Since I love this episode, I must criticize it heavily so that it can be the best that it can be. Therefore, I have decided to rewrite this episode into a fully fleshed-out special. I am taking the risk of contradicting my canon, but I am willing to take that risk (who reads this stuff anyway?). To me, this revision is the official story, and I promise you it'll make more sense than the original. Please enjoy the show!

Main Goals:

Remove the excessive girly stereotypes. We are not inside of any girl, we are inside Christine!

Remove Ozzy's "gender morphication". It is completely made-up and illogical even in the series canon. This rule literally only applied to Ozzy this one specific time just to give him an artificial urgency to get back to Hector.

Ozzy, Drix, and Maria will have to cope with their new situation. How can Drix confidently prepare a plan to get Ozzy back? When you lose a cell, you lose a cell!

Maximus well get better development. He will not be a traitor this time. Think about it, did the reasoning for him being a traitor make sense? Way too many holes in his logic. What will he be, you ask?... ;)

The pneumonia villain will be more threatening. Defeating him was a joke; he is a serious disease, he should be taken seriously!

Ozzy will spend a longer time inside Christine. Development time!

Girl power will not save the day!

[The start of the episode will remain the same (please watch for context if you haven't seen it!). Now the scene takes place right after the lady white blood cells defeat the of the officers, except Cilia are surrounding him.]

Ozzy: "...On the other hand, a cell can get used to such a friendly place!"

Cilia: "Ha, you have no other choice but to get used to living here. Unfortunately…:

Ozzy: "Wait, what?! Now hold on a minute, you're telling me that I will have to live the rest of my life inside of a girl?!"

Cilia: "Well, duh. The chances that another situation that will take you back to Hector will happen are near zero. Girls, you can take the germ to the station. I will take… this to the mayor."

Ozzy: "Hey, what are you implying?! Do you have a problem?!"

Cilia: (Sigh) "Just follow me."

[This scene takes place back in Hector. Drix and Maria are discussing Ozzy's disappearance.]

Maria: … "Ozzy is where?!"

Drix: "You heard me correctly, inside Christine."

Maria: "No, it can't be! How will we get him back?"

[Drix's demeanor become saddened]

Dirx: "...Maria…"

Maria: "..."

[After a pause, Maria recognizes what Drix is implying. The atmosphere is dreadful, all hope is lost.]

Maria: "You're right Drix. Once a cell leaves the body, there is no feasible way he can come back. (Softly chuckles) I guess he is a citizen of Christine now…"

Drix: "The best thing we can do is move on, we still have a duty to protect Hector, with or without Ozzy. Shall we alert the department?"

Maria: "Sure. Life won't be the same without him, I wonder how is he doing right now…"

Ozzy: "Ahh. Clean streets, beautiful buildings, and freshly deodorised streets. Not a bad change of pace!"

[Cilia and Ozzy are entering the town hall (aka the brain) to meet the mayor.]

Cilia: "Sounds like you came from a living dump."

Ozzy: "Hey, don't talk about my boy like that! He is… trying his best!"

Cilia: (Rolls her eyes) "Hey mayor, here is the cell I told you about."

Conscious Santorini: (Santorini excitingly gets up from here chair) "Our visitor! Or should I say, new citizen of Christine! My name is Conscious Santorini, but you can just call me Santorini. And you are…"

Ozzy: "Osmosis Jones, but you can call me Ozzy. I am an ace detective!"

Cilia: (Under her breath) "Yeah right."

Santorini: "Ooh, sounds exciting! Anyway, welcome to the city of Christine, we are so glad to have you! We need to get you a place to stay immediately. Amillia!"

Amillia: (She walks into the office) "Yes ma'am?"

Santorini: "This is Mr. Jones, he is our new citizen. We need to get him a nice home right now!"

Amillia: "Sorry, but we are kind of booked right now. We'll need more time to open up more homes."

Ozzy: "So where will I stay now?"

Amillia: "...In the colon. There is always plenty of room there."

Ozzy: "!"

Cilia: "Sounds good to me, it'll be just like his previous home!"

Ozzy: "Hey!"

Santorini: "Come on Amillia, that is no way to treat our new member! Any other alternatives?"

Amillia: "He could stay with Cilia until a place is ready for him."

Cilia: "?!"

Ozzy: "Hey, sounds good to me. I'll be right at home!"

Cilia: "Why, you! (Looks at Amilia) I thought we were friends. You know my living situation, you think I can handle another cell?!"

Amillia: "Sorry Cilia, I am just doing my job. The final decision is up to you of course."

Cilia: "I say no!"

Ozzy: "Wait, Cilia!"

Santorini: "Well since we have no other choice, into to the colon you go. Cilia before you take him down there, be sure to show him around and treat him to our finest restaurants!"

Cilia: "Yes ma'am. Come on Jones, let's go."

Ozzy: "I get no say in this?! Women…"

[Cilia and Ozzy are walking from a restaurant. They have finished dining.]

Ozzy: "Wow, I did not know there were so many ways to serve brussel sprouts.

Cilia: "Well of course dummy, we were at a restaurant that specializes in brussel sprouts! I figured you can lose a little weight…"

Ozzy: "Hey, what is your problem with me?!"

Cilia: "For starters you are annoying, arrogant, cocky…"

Ozzy: (Interrupts) "...and handsome?"

Cilia: (Sigh) "Alright, I am taking you to the colon. It shouldn't be that bad tonight, but who knows? I guess you will!"

Ozzy: "Wait Cilia, please let me stay with you! I-I promise that I'll help you. I'll be a good white blood cell for Christine!"

Cilia: "No!"

Ozzy: Please? (Ozzy begs Cilia desperately in a cartoony "cute" manner)

Cilia: (Shakes her head) I'm going to regret this. Fine Jones, you can stay until you get a place to stay."

Ozzy: "Oh thank you so much, come on let's get going!"

Cilia: "Wait a minute. For your information, I have two little brothers that live with me, so having you will make the place crowded."

Ozzy: "That's fine, I've been through worse. Besides, I wouldn't mind meeting your little bros! Maybe I can be a role model to them…"

Cilia: "Not even in your dreams."

Thanks for reading, see you in act 2.