Draco was staring at a fruit. A sweet, succulent green apple was sitting on the dining table at Malfoy Manor and he wanted it. He reached out to the healthy fruit when it was transfigured into a cat. The green cat hissed and jumped off the table, trotting away from Draco. He scowled and scanned the room to find a brunette standing at the doorway with a wand in her hand.
"Draco Abraxas Malfoy! What did I tell you about apples?!" she asked. Her brown eyes were filled with rage. The platinum blond wizard stood up and walked over to her before grabbing her wand.
"You can't tell me what to eat, woman!" he seethed.
"Of course I can, I'm your wife for fuck's sake!" she retorted and folded her arms across her chest. He leaned towards her and grazed her cheek with his lips.
"Since when did the Gryffindor Princess swear?"
"Don't you remember? 'Twas the day I married the Slytherin Prince!"
"Really? When did this happen? And why wasn't I invited to this grand event?!" Draco asked with his signature Malfoy smirk. She snaked her arms around his neck and brought him closer.
"It's because we were getting married that day." she whispered and winked at him.
"Well said, Hermione Draco Malfoy, you should have been placed in Slytherin instead, and then we would be unstoppable."
"I'd like to see that… And also the bulge in your trousers." Draco kissed his Hermione fervently. He loved it when his wife talked dirty.
First Harry Potter fic :) Review? :3
Me don't own Draco and Hermione ._. :P