By The Numbers

20 excuses

19 books

18 signed copies

17 staples

16 pain pills

15 bad dreams

14 sleeping pills

13 days of therapy

12 sleepless nights

11 times lost

10 times saved

9 broken phones

8 saved messages

7 one night stands

6 unused condoms

5 nowhere relationships

4 tearful nights

3 months alone

2 permanent scars

1 chance at happiness


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