It was a beautiful and peaceful day in the breathtaking leaf vi-
"DIE BITCH DIE!"
Well not exactly peaceful...
"DIE YOU LITTLE USELESS PIECE OF MEAT"
"Um Sakura, I think it's dead now "said Neji eying the little poor dead nugget.
"You can stop stabbing it"
"We don't know that." Glared Sakura. "It was supposed to be dead when they cooked it"
She glanced at a green looking Sasuke who was trying to stay awake.
"Actually Sakura, that's what we don't know" said Ino, looking across the room at the chef who had a very disturbing look on his face. He smiled at her, giving her a view of his half brown half yellow teeth.
"Ew ew ew no I can't live like that" she whimpered as she put her head on Temari's shoulder for support. Said girl was busy deciding whether or not to give her 'salad' (was it?) a shot. She then turned towards Tenten who was stealing few biscuits from choji's lunch box.
"Tennie sweety try this delicious yummy salad. Doesn't it look good?"
"There are vegetables in that! What, are you trying to make me eat healthy?!"
"Yeah I don't think healthy is even close..."
She glanced at her sleeping boyfriend.
"Shikamaru wake up." She nudged him, and after few pokes and punches he woke up.
"What?" He asked, glaring at her.
"Come on baby, aren't you hungry? Here try this yummy salad." She smiled so sweetly that if he didn't know her pretty well, he would've fallen for it.
"Don't even try woman" he murmured and went back to sleep.
Temari sighed, as she looked at Kankuro who was fighting Naruto over a milk carton.
"Give it to me."
"I saw it first!"
"I don't care, I touched it first."
"Oh my god! That nurse is so sexy!"
"What! Where?!"
"Ha! Baka"
"N-naruto-kun I-I don't think y-you should drink t-that"
"Don't worry Hinata. His stomach must've built a strong shell after all the ramen he had eaten." Said Kiba, opening his mouth as Ino fed him some grapes she had stolen from Choji.
"Well that's it!" Yelled Sakura, getting up. "I'm not going to let myself die from food poisoning. I'm out."
With that she left, dragging a half conscious Sasuke behind her.
"Wait for me my youthful flower! I'm coming!"