Summary: Helena Ravenclaw is a triplet. Her sisters are identical twins. The relationship between the three of them is…. interesting. Set right before their sorting. Implied RR/GG

Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter or any recognizable characters.

"No!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Catherina! Helena!"

"No, Isabela, I will not take part in any of your schemes."

"You're such a spoil sport Helena."

"Am not!"

"Are two!"

"Hem, hem, if you will follow me, the sorting ceremony will start soon."

"Yes ma'am."

"Cathie what about you?"

"No! I will not set off any of your stupid inventions. Fire- works, what a name."

"Cathie!"

"Shhh Isabela, we don't want detention before school even starts."

"Non- risk taker."

"Idiot."

"Boring."

"Would you two shut it!"

"Sorry Hel."

"Yeah, sorry Hel."

"You don't sound very sorry Izzy."

"'Cause I'm not."

"Isabela!"

"Sorry Hel."

"Don't mutter under your breath."

"Yes Helena, or should I say mother."

"Shut it!"

"I won't unless you agree to help me."

"Fine, I'll help you!"

"Thanks Helena."

"If we get expelled, I'm blaming you."

"Thanks Cathie!"

"Shh, now listen, the sorting's starting."

"Ravenclaw, Catherina."

"RAVENCLAW"

"Ravenclaw, Helena."

"RAVENCLAW!"

"Ravenclaw, Isabela."

"GRYFFINDOR!"

"She is going to get us killed, or worse, expelled."

"Yet we promised to help her."

"I guess. There's the signal."

BOOM WHIZZ BANG

"ISABELA RAVENCLAW! DETENTION!"

"She won't care, the Gryffindors are cheering for her, even Professor Gryffindor looks proud."

"At least they didn't catch us."

"Yep, you know Helena, maybe we should help her more often."

"Since when have we not?"