*Note: All of the characters have never met. EXP: Cloud has nevr met Tifa. I know it's kinda tough to ingnore, but that would make the story better.

(Mickey is standing on a dock adjacent to an island)

Mickey: Oh, Boy. Welcome to TOTAL DRAMA KINGDOM! This is where 12 of your favorite Square Enix Characters will duke it out for the title of MOST DRAMATIC CHARACTER and win the prize of 9999 munny. I'm your host, Mickey mouse. Now let me introduec our first player... Sora!

(Sora arrives on the island in a boat)

Mickey: Hey Sora, glad to be here, huh?

Sora: Mickey I'm totally pshyced. I can't wait to see who I'm up against and I'll be richer from the experience even if I don't win.

Mickey: Haha, thats great, Now go stand over there by the other end of the dock. Now here is play #2... Leon

(Leon arrives on a boat)

Leon: Hey Mickey, lookin' good man. This is gonna be awesome.

Mickey: Thanks Leon. And if you don't mind standing with the other player at the end of the dock.

Leon: Not at all mouse dude.

Mickey: Ok great, so all eyes ahead for out next player, Yuffie.

(Yuffie arrives on a boat)

Yuffie: Awesome island dudes.

Mickey: Well Yuffie is adjusting nicely. While our first three get aquainted let's meet the man who is made of all 7 elements of cool... Riku.

Riku: Hey what's up guys. I'm honored to be here.

Mickey: That's great, the other contestants are at the other end of the dock. Well this next player is the strong and silent type... please say hello to Auron.

(Auron arrives, but walks to the end of the dock without saying a word to Mickey)

Mickey: Well... uh... that was awkward on all levels. Anywho put your probably golved hands together for Mr. Cool himself, Tidus.

(Tidus's boat pulls up to the dock)

Tidus: Hey Mickey, this is gonna be so fun.

Mickey: Oh I know Tidus, and I bet our next contestant will to. The lovely, the beautiful, the adorable Kairi.

(Kairi arrives in her boat)

Kairi: Oh this place is so cute. Ohmygosh, it's Mickey Mouse ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh.

Mickey: Well that's enough to make a guy blush, but out next play sure is just as perky. Now here comes Tifa.

(Tifa arrives on a boat)

Tifa: Thank you Mickey, I'm sure I will conquer these losers and WIN THAT MUNNY!

Mickey: Oooooookaaaaaaaay. Well now here is our next player, the gorgous Yuna.

(Yuna comes by a summoned dragon, but makes it vanish after stpping on the dock)

Yuna: What an honor to be considered for a fabulous contest like this. If I win I shal give my money to charity.

Mickey: That's wonderful. Now fan girls hold on to your hats because here is Cloud.

(Cloud arrives with a serious look)

Cloud: I hope you guys signed a lyability waver, because I'm about to put you in a world of hurt.

Mickey: Don't worry Cloud, they did. Now I have high hopes for this next one. The ona and only Roxas.

(Roxas arrives in his Twilight Town clothes)

Mickey Hi Roxas, did you know your the only member on the show to be a nobody.

Roxas: No, but I feel special now. Maybe I have an advantage.

Mickey: Maybe, well maybe. Here is our final contestant, Aerith

(Aerith arrives)

Aerith: Well this will be new, but I hope I do good.

Mickey: I can dived you into two teams of 6. The 6 on the Mighty Ducks are: Leon, Yuffie, Riku, Tidus, Yuna, and Roxas. The 6 on the Goofy Dogs are: Sora, Auron, Kairi, Tifa, Cloud, and Aerith. Each team has i't own side of the forest, there is a line between the two. A member of one team must never cross the line into the other teams territory. Your first challenge is... now. At the bottom of the lake were on top of are 6 keys. 3 team memers will dive to get them, the other 3 will use the keys to unlock the 3 locks of a chest containing puzzel peices. The picture will be your teams symbol. You have one minute to decide the divers and set, GO!

(The Mighty Ducks: Riku, Leon, and Tidus dive. they get the keys first and Roxas,Yuffie, and Yuna put together a profileof Donald Ducks head.)

(The Goofy Dogs: Sora, Auron, Cloud dive, Tifa, Kairi, and Aerith put the puzzel together. Auron cannot find his key so the Goofy Dogs cannot open thier chest. The Goofy Dogs' symbol would have been a profile of Goofy's head)

Mickey: Bummer. Looks like The Mighty Ducks win. Which means we have to send the Goofy Dogs to elimination ceremonies. See ya there.

(They arive at eliminations)

Now if every one will please cast thier vote.

Sora: Auron

Auron: Kairi

Kairi: Auron

Tifa: Auron

Colud: Auron

Aerith: Auron

Mickey: Sorry Auron, but you gotta go.

(Auron walks away without a single word. He is shipped away in a boat)