Please don't ask me why I did this, I just DID.

Okay, since Ig and Gazzy are best friends, why not make a song that really shows what kind of friends they are… *ahem*

This song belongs to Stephan Lynch. Watch the real version, it's super funny!

The italics are the singing parts and the regular text is the spoken parts.

I think we all know what the S & F stands for- don't you?!

Anyway, enjoy it while you can.

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Gazzy: Umm… I write a song uh, Ig has been my best friend for many years now, and I write a song…

Iggy: About one.

Gazzy: It's kinda, hah. That's a lot of- months. I write a song to celebrate what is our greatest asses as friends and that's our complete and utter differences. We're total opposites when it comes to almost everything. So I wrote a song and we're gonna song it for you know.

Iggy: GAY.

Gazzy: Not gay!

Iggy: Just one thing, one thing… it's his shirt isn't it?

Gazzy: Alright, I'm the gay one.

Iggy: Thankyou! I didn't wanna out you in front of everybody.

Gazzy: I like my toast buttered
Iggy: And I'll take mine dry

Gazzy: I dig the Beatles
Stephen: I'm a Stones kinda guy

Gazzy: I have fine taste
Iggy: And I like things cheap

Gazzy: I wanna stay up all night
Iggy: I just wanna sleep, with your sister

Gazzy: I'm sorry, what did you just say?

Iggy: What?

Gazzy: Eh, you just said something about you wanna sleep with my-

Gazzy: And I like the sunshine
Iggy: And I wanna nail your sister

Gazzy: See, there you just said it again!

Gazzy: I-I like Julia Roberts movies
Iggy: I just wanna F the S out of your sister
Well Gaz, you would rule

Gazzy: What are you talking about?

Iggy: If you'd say it's cool

Gazzy: It's not cool!


Iggy: I'd go pick her up at her junior high school

Gazzy: Woah, wait, that sister?


Iggy: yea your sister
Yeaaa!!
I wanna F your sister

Gazzy: No, you're not!

Iggy: Just wanna F her in the F-ing face, and then F her and come over…

Gazzy: You can't just F…

Iggy: And stick it in her eyeball, and…

Gazzy: Oh my God!! You- you can't skull F my sister. Hey, hey, woah! Wait a minute!

Iggy: What?

Gazzy: Woah, god dammit.

Iggy: WHAT?!

Gazzy: You wanna F my sister?

Iggy: Yes…

Gazzy: You wanna F my sister?!

Iggy: Yes.

Gazzy: $26.50.

Iggy: O.O…