Disclaimer: I don't own MR, or any of the stuff I used in my last Fanfiction. If I owned Maximum Ride, I'd insert a character named Lightning who's part rat and competes with Fang for Max and creates bombs with Iggy and the Gasman and uses annoying run-on sentences. But that's not important now.
I was thinking about random stuff, and I thought of something - Maximum Ride jokes! You can leave them in the reviews, and I might use them if they're within a PG or under rating - Some seven-year-old might get on here and be like, Mommy, what does $!%!!$ mean? Sorry, I'm just really random right now! And, preferably, they need to be story jokes.
I'm gonna start now.
One day, Max was taking a shower. She knew that Nudge, the Gasman, and Iggy were the only ones in the house. There was a knock on the door, so Max put on her towel to get it.
Nudge was there when she opened it.
"Hey, Max," she said, "I got some cute new clothes!"
"Congratulations," Max said. She got back in the shower. Then another knock .
She put on her towel and walked to the door.
It was the Gasman.
"Max," he said, "You know how there's 'Pull-my-Finger' and 'Silent but Deadly?'"
"Yeah, so?"
"I pulled both at the same time!"
"Congratulations."
Max closed the door quickly before the smell could get in. She got back in the shower.
A few minutes later, there was another knock. She knew it had to be Iggy (who was blind), so she didn't bother putting her towel on.
"Great news, Max!" Iggy said, "I got my eyesight back!"
(A bit toward the PG side, but it's based on a joke on a tween message board. I got this idea from a joke I heard before, and the scene in the second book where Max won't let Iggy come in because she's in a towel, and he reminds her that he's blind.)
Now that the joke's over, it's time for….
ExTrEmE RaNdOmNeSs!!!!!!!!!
Bob is a Rock
He is 98% Rock, 2% Rock.
All the girls love him.
Wait, if it's a rock, it's not a boy, OR a girl.
So dudes can have crushes on Bob without being considered weird.
Bob should join the flock.
He'd be the best member.
They could throw him at their enemies.
And Total would pee on him.
And Ari would attempt to kill Bob, but he'd be like,
"What the crud, this thing's a ROCK!"
And he'd marry Max.
And Lightning and Fang would be mad.
And they'd have Rock-Human-Bird kids.
But no matter what,
Bob is a Rock.