Heyo people! Da-kun from Insani-chan here! If you're reading this, you either clicked it with interest or actually know who we are. If you don't know what InsanimaniaDreams is, then check out our profile page for more information!

But just so you know before you read and get mad over the format, these were written in a roleplay forum that I created, so it's going to be organized by whoever posted for each character. For the first chapter, it's Ah-chan as Sasuke and me, Da-kun, as Naruto!

And I've edited the posts so they were grammatically correct. Cause I'm just a crazy Beta like that.

And if you aren't all too sure how to read this, it's pretty simple. Each line indicates a new post, so one of us is responding to the other. Because we write out more than one thing happening at once, we respond in order. A bit confusing, but like I said, hard to change the format quickly.

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto because that would be insane. Because there would be no straight pairings. Hehehe… yeah.

Sasuke casually walked down the hallway, heading to his art class. Being a freshman, he wanted to try out as many electives as possible.

As he turned the corner, he saw the frequent stares of girls and death glares of the guys.

High School will be just the same as Junior High... The girls will be in love with me, and the guys will not stand to look at me.

Getting closer to the end of the hallway, Sasuke found the door to the Art Room. As he opened it, the classical theme from Ouran High School Host Club* started to play.
What am I, in a Shoujo Anime?
He stepped into the dark room, and noticed a bunch of female otakus huddled around a tiny TV screen.
Great, the anime club.
"This is definitely not my art class." Sasuke mumbled to himself while leaving the room.

Blinking at the sheet of paper in his hand, Naruto attempted and failed to figure out the ink scribbled everywhere. Not a big high school, but the builders had made it very complex and confusing. Resisting the urge to slam his head into the wall, Naruto continued down the hall, squinting angrily at the door numbers.

Finally, Naruto spotted a familiar figure ahead of him. He frowned on the outside to match the male upperclassmen around him. On the inside, he was bouncing happily. Wandering the school, he'd hardly seen anyone, and now Uchiha Sasuke of all people was headed down the same hall as Naruto. And, having snatched a look at Sasuke's schedule during homeroom, Naruto knew they were headed to the same class.

Trailing the boy, he watched as the raven ducked into a classroom only to walk out seconds later. Naruto, not expecting him to reemerge, walked straight into him.

"Whoops! Gomen, Sasuke! Didn't see ya there." he said, grinning while rubbing his head sheepishly. His bright orange hoodie, a signature item for the blond, was slung over his shoulder before he'd crashed into Sasuke. It know lay on the ground along with one of Sasuke's books. Naruto bent down to pick them up quickly.

Sasuke stared at the idiot on the ground before him. Having grown up in the Uchiha Family, he usually would have helped pick up the crap. Though the black tight jeans clinging to his legs prevented him from doing so.
Skinny Jeans.
Yes, Sasuke would be classified as 'emo'. He wore black tight pants, that looked many sizes to small, and an equally tight solid black shirt. Around his arms hung black and white striped arms socks, which most would wear after cutting themselves. No, Sasuke may be depressed but he wasn't that emo.

Patiently, he waited for the blonde to stand up. After doing so he grabbed the schedule out of the dobe's hand, studying it carefully.

Naruto ignored Sasuke's unhelpful self as he bent down to get the stuff. The tight jeans that appeared to be cutting off Sasuke's blood flow probably weren't the smartest things to bend over in, as nice and se- er, comfortable as they looked.

Naruto... well, Naruto fell under pretty much no clique. Were he to be classified, he'd end up jackass or skater. His grey jeans, close fitting but loosely fit to his legs, and his pale tan t-shirt with an intricate design weaving around itself splashed on the front. On his arms, Naruto sported two navy blue wristbands with black swirl patterns.

Naruto stood up, passing Sasuke his book as he slung the sweatshirt over his shoulder. Scowling lightly as his schedule was snatched away from him, the blond slouched against the wall while he waited for the teme to finish. "Sure, have a look. No problem. What classes do we share?" he grumbled.

Sasuke scanned the schedule. He probably read over it ten times before he actually believed what it said.
"Hn, all of them.... How you made it into all of the high classes I will never know."
With that comment Sasuke flung the paper in the air at Naruto and started to walk away. He turned around after a few steps.
"You going to Art right? You better get off your ass before I get too far and you get lost... again" after that, Sasuke smirked, turned back around and headed for the classroom.

Well, all that struggling and pain during middle school was definitely worth seeing Sasuke's face. He was in so much shock and looked like he would just faint on Naruto. With a smug grin, Naruto waited for his schedule.

"I didn't work my ass off for no reason, teme. I can be better than you, dattebayo." he retorted teasingly, pushing himself off the wall. Jumping to snatch his paper out of the air, Naruto slipped and twisted so he fell carefully on his side. Snatching his schedule up, he glared as Sasuke's retreating backside.

He stuck his tongue out at the raven-headed boy, bouncing up off the ground. "I wasn't lost. The map doesn't make sense." Naruto objected. He grinned, suddenly realizing he had one thing over Sasuke. "I think you're lost as well. You obviously walked into the wrong classroom a moment ago." he said, leaning over Sasuke's shoulder.

Sasuke quickly changed his face to the famous Uchiha smirk. He was not going to let the dobe see him squirm.
"I was just checking out the anime club, loser"

Lying. Gets you out of everything. Though Sasuke may not be a major Otaku, he still has seem some animes here and there. Sadly enough, most of which were Yaoi animes. Indeed, Sasuke had a thing for Yaoi. But he'd never admit that to anyone.

"Oh and did you say something about being better then me? Or are you sure it's not just you being desperate to see me. I mean, you completely ran into me in the hallway. You sure that wasn't on purpose?"

Wanting to wipe off Sasuke's smirk, Naruto only narrowed his eyes at him. He crossed his arms as Sasuke replied. The mention had him perk up. "Anime club? Seriously?" Naruto glanced back over at the classroom, memorizing the room number. "Didn't know you were into that kinda stuff." he said, wondering.

Naruto enjoyed many an anime and manga, often preferring the book format which was easy to transport. He watched at home all the time, and was pretty much an out of the closet otaku. The chain hanging along the left hip of his jeans sported a few anime-related key chains. The messenger bag slung over his shoulder was a Death Note one and had a few pins on the strap. As for yaoi, Naruto was pretty much addicted. Though he kept that a bit quieter.

Naruto scoffed, crossing his arms. "Uh-huh. I'm sure you came flying out of that classroom just so I could collide into your back. It goes both ways, Suke-teme. Double-edged sword." He leaned into Sasuke's face, narrowing his sapphire eyes.

Sasuke noticed Naruto's bag, and realized he screwed up a bit. No worries. He was a genius after all.

Nodding to the Death Note Bag, "Well Naru-chan seeing as we both have similar interests, and apparently we're so 'into' each other we should consider joining.... but too bad... you have to spend so much time studying to keep up with me." While saying this, Sasuke noticed Narutos facing growing closer. This had not bothered him due to the fact that he had fanboys who have tried getting this close as well.

With that last statement, the bell rang and Sasuke turned around and headed to class.

The Yaoi fangirls of the Anime club had been listening in on the whole conversation. They now have new victims:
1.) Uchiha Sasuke: 'Pretty' Genius, rarely talks.... has a bad temper, but can keep his cool
2.) Uzumaki Naruto: Outspoken Idiot, apparently very smart.... very bad temper

This would get interesting.

Naruto smirked as Sasuke's eyes landed on his bag. Well, Sasuke, guess ya messed up that one. Naruto thought with a smirk.

Seeing Sasuke's gesture to the bag, Naruto waited patiently. The raven's nickname for him almost brought a blush to his cheeks but Naruto fought it down. "I think I have time to consider partaking in the club. I'm not as dumb as you think." he snapped. He hated when he was looked down upon and wouldn't take to it easily. Once inches from Sasuke's face, Naruto copied his smirk before pulling back. The move had hardly shaken his nerves at all. Naruto was as close as a bi person could get to being gay sexuality-wise.

The loud clanging of the bell screamed in Naruto's ears and the kitsune flinched lightly at the harsh noise. Trailing Sasuke, he passed a wink onto the fangirls staring at them from the room of the anime club. "Enjoy the show ladies?" he murmured with bright grin. Blowing a teasing kiss at Sasuke's back, Naruto smirked widely at their giggles while feeling slightly nervous on the inside.

*- [[when Haruhi first enters the music room]]

Mm, well, there's the first one! Sorry if it's a bit confusing cause of the format, but it'd take a while to rewrite it so it'd make sense. I'll get around to that eventually!

Ja!

Da-kun AKA Naru on a Leash/SexyNoJutsu Emo Naru