"Watcha doin?" asked Cheryl. "I'm just gonna get some armor to strive into wildy and mine myself some runite ore," said Henry. "…………… Watcha doin?" asked Cheryl again. "Ugh, noob, me go to wildy, me want to get rune, get it!" said Henry.

As you now know, Cheryl, the main character of the story, is a noob… (wtf?!), and Henry is her high level, super experienced, almost becoming her bf, friend. (I'm feeling lazy, so the rest would be like this…)

Cheryl: Can I come?

Henry: Ummmm sure, what are you going to do there?

Cheryl: I want some planks.

Henry: What for? You're not even doing the Dragon Slayer quest.

Cheryl: I need it for spinning.

Henry: Um those are called FLAX not PLANKS.

Cheryl: Yeah…… Flacks…

Henry: … … … … …''

Cheryl: Can we go now:

Henry: Yeah, sure, whatever.--

(In wilderness level something, something)

Cheryl: Henry! Henry!!! HENRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... … … I think I'm lost, crap… … …

Just then a high leveled player came out from nowhere (well not really nowhere, that would be practically impossible right? I mean, he couldn't just appear like that—Oh for crying out loud, GET ON WITH THE STORY!)

High leveled player #1: Hey you, how much coins you got?

Cheryl: Umm, w8 let me check, … … … , I have 20k

High leveled player #1: Good, heh, heh, heh, (smiling sinisterly) )

And then- Cheryl: ooh, ooh let me try, uhhh, umm, don't tell me, it's on the tip of my tongue.

DeadCheryl: … … … Done?

Cheryl: Nah, I got nothing.

DeadCheryl: --… … … Okay…… Lets get back to the story.

And then another high leveled player came out of nowhere.

High leveled player #2: OI!! She's my victim!

High leveled player #1: No, She's MINE!!!!!

High leveled player #2: NO!! I saw her first!!!

High leveled player #1: Oh yea? Well then, lets settle this like men!

High leveled player #2: Huh, you're on!

Stab, slash, chop, slash, block

Cheryl: hey, where did they go? Oh where did all this money come from?

Henry: So there you are Cheryl!

Cheryl: Hi! Look at the money I found

Henry: Whoa! 50k! Where'd you get all those!!

Cheryl: I don't know… … …

My first… … …