"Rose!"
"Hm?"
"Rosie? What are you writing?"
"Oh, um this?"
"No, that… Of course this!"
"Umm… It's nothing, none of your business!"
"What is it?"
"Shan't say!"
"Stop trying to hide it!"
"Scorp! It's private!"
"So? I'm your best friend! C'mon, show it to me!"
"Scorp, those puppy dog eyes won't work!"
"Oh yes they will… you wait and see!"
"Uh, Scorp?"
"Yeah, Rosie?"
"Not working!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Well then, desperate times call for desperate measures!"
"That's a Muggle saying!"
"I KNOW it's a Muggle saying, now stop trying to change the subject!"
"I'm not changing the subject!"
"You just did!"
"Oh!"
"So, where was i? Ah yes… I'm giving you one last chance Rosie, hand over that parchment or I'll have to do something you'll regret…"
"Oh really Scorp? What, pray, are you planning to do?"
"This…"
"SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY! GIVE THAT BACK!"
"I won't! At least not until I've read it!"
"Scorp, please, please, please don't read that!"
"Why? Is it a secret?"
"Shan't say!"
"Is it about who you love?"
"Shan't say!"
"I'm going to read it!"
"Scorp you won't like what's written!"
"Why not? You've written it! You're my best friend and I like you"
"Well that doesn't mean you'll like what I've written!"
"Yes, it does!"
"No, it doesn't!"
"Yes it does!"
"No it doesn't!"
"No, it doesn't!"
"Good try Scorp! Too bad it won't work!"
"Pity!"
"yes, isn't it…"
"What is it about?"
"Shan't say!"
"Why won't I like it?"
"Shan't say!"
"Rosie, I'm reading it!"
"Scorp don't please-"
"Rose, SHUT UP! I'm trying to read"
"Yeah, and now you'll hate me forever! Oh today has been awful!"
"Rose!"
"What? Just tell me you hate me already! I'm sorry Scorp! I can't help it! You're just too damn hot and nice and sweet and perfect! It's not my fault I fell in love with you!"
"Rosie!"
"I'm sorry! You can yell at me all you want, I won't mind! I deserve it! I'm a terrible friend! What on earth was I thinking? What did I expect? I'm not pretty like the other girls, now you're going to be embarrassed that I love you and… and… you'll never talk to me again and you hate me now-
"Rose, I don't hate you"
"You don't?"
"Nope! Which is why I'm saying this-"
"What? Why the hell don't you hate me? How can you not hate me? I am a terrible best friend! I fell in love with you Scorp! I'm so sorry!
"Rose!"
"What?"
"Stop rambling and kiss me already!"
Author's Note: I'm not too deft at dialogues and this is pretty daring of me as it is all dialogue. Please don't be too harsh, but please do tell me how I can improve.