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The Genkai Of Oz A YYH Parody Cast ZimmyChild (ZC) and Ace (who are sisters)--Directors/Writers Yusuke- Dorothy ((Yusuke: Hey!
Cast: attempts to conceal laughter
Zc: Aw c'mon........... Fine, we'll make you a guy!
Cast: Awwww (except Hiei who "hn"s) )
Yusuke- changed to- Dorsuke ((Yusuke: Stupid name!
Ace: What, you want Dorothy?
Yusuke: Never-mind whistles )
Hiei- Tinman / Munchkin ((Hiei: Munchkin? MUNCHKIN?
ZC: Sorry, but there's a cast shortage! The only munchkins are you and Koenma!
Hiei: Grrr.
Kurama laughs, thinking of the "Lullaby League"
Koenma: At least you're not the shortest!
Hiei: You can turn taller, remember? Koenma: Oh yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh)
Kuwabara- Scarecrow (( all laugh except Kuwabara
Kuwabara: What?
Yusuke: pats Kuwabara's back If you only had a brain.
Kuwabara: delayed reaction ......... Hey!
Hiei: smirks )
Kurama.
((Ace: What are we gonna put him as?
ZC: Well, the only main part left is the... Cowardly Lion.
Ace: But he's not Cowardly! And he's not a Lion, either.
ZC: Yeah, he's just kick-ass Kurama!
Kuwabara: Hey! I resent that! You put me as the Scarecrow without a second thought.
Ace: Shut up. You really DON'T have a brain.
Hiei: hides small laughter
Kurama: May I make a suggestion? whispers to ZC who nods )
Kurama- The-Not-So-Cowardly, "Cowardly" Fox.
Genkai- Oz/ Professor Marvel ((Genkai: I hate being title character.
Kuwabara: Why is it called the title character?
Ace: Because her name is in the title, moron!
Kuwabara: Oh)
Keiko- Auntie Em ((Genkai: Let me guess, shortage of people?
directors / writers nod
Kuwabara: Wow! You must be psychic!
Everyone)
Botan- Wicked Witch / Miss Gultch ((Everyone (except Hiei, Directors, and Botan): WHAT?
Hiei: OO
Botan: Oh goodie!
Ace ZC : Cast shortage)
Yukina- Glinda, The Good Witch of the North.... Pole (hey, she's a Koorime, isn't she)
((Hiei: !!! surprised Yukina is even in it
Kuwabara: Hey! All right!
Hiei: The only scene you have with her is the second to last one, so don't get your hopes up!
Kuwabara: Why are you so protective of Yukina, anyway? starts to put on "headband of love"
Hiei: gives the "if-you-say-another-word-I'll-personally-kick-your-ass-to-Reikai-and-back-and-rip-that-idiotic-thing-off-your-head" glare
Ace: KUWABARA! YOU BETTER TAKE THAT HEADBAND OFF, NOW! Kuwabara meeps and takes headband off Let's get started with the show, shall we?
ZC: What about the flying monkeys?
Ace: Uh.... Hiei?
Hiei: intensifies glare
Ace: Just kidding! Uh..We'll just get random demons)
Act I, Scene I Setting: Table with fake chicks (as in baby chickens) on it. Keiko sitting on chair with "Auntie Em" costume on. Yusuke walks in with his normal clothing.
Kuwabara: (off camera) Wait a minute! Why doesn't Urameshi have a costume?
ZC: We don't exactly have a costume for a male Dorothy.
Yusuke: sticks tongue out
ZC: Okay! Lights, camera, action!
Yusuke :Oh... um... with no emotion Auntie Em. Auntie- This is so stupid! She's my GIRLFRIEND, not my Aunt! Even so, why do I have to call her Auntie? Ace: Because it's in the script!
Yusuke: But in real life I wouldn't-
ZC: In real life, a tornado wouldn't fling you into a place with midgets who sing, monkey who fly, and a person who melts with water!
Yusuke: Good point. ahem Auntie Em. Auntie Em. Just listen what Miss Gultch did to Toto-
Ace: Hold up! We don't have a Toto.
ZC: Why don't we use Kuwabara's cat?
Kuwabara: Hey, you can't do that!
Ace: If you don't let us, well change the script so that the Tinman "accidently" cuts the Scarecrow in half.
Hiei: smirks
Kuwabara: Fine! Go ahead!
Kuwabara's cat stands next to Yusuke
Yusuke: Like I was saying.... Auntie Em. Auntie Em. Just listen to what Miss Gultch did to Toto. She... waits to be interrupted
Keiko: Huh? Oh! Uh... Not now, Dorsuke.
Yusuke: But, Auntie Em, she... waits again
Keiko: Dorsuke, please! This old incubator is going bad and we're likely to lose a lot of our chicks!
Yusuke: droning in a monotone voice But Miss Gultch hit Toto on the back with a rake, just because she says he gets into her garden everyday and chases her nasty ol' cat. But he doesn't do it everyday. Just once or twice a week. And Toto can't catch her cat anyway.
Kuw'sCat: Bark!
ZC: Whoa! That's one good acting cat!
Ace nudges ZC
ZC: Oh, sorry.
Keiko: Now, Dorsuke. Don't get into a ferret-
Ace: It's fret!
Keiko: Oh. Don't get into a fret over nothing. Can you please do me a favor and just go somewhere where you won't get into any trouble? under breath Yusuke? Go somewhere where he won't get into any trouble? Pfft!
Yusuke: leaves Goes to new setting w/ an old fashioned wagon. That's it. Just the wagon still no emotion Maybe Auntie Em's right. I should go somewhere far far away. A place you can't get to by boat or by train. Like over the rain-WHOA! Red flag! Do I HAVE to sing that idiotic song!
ZC: Well, it is in the script.
Ace: Nuh-uh! Nooo way! I am NOT going to listen to Yusuke attempt at singing! Not in a billion billion years!
Yusuke: Well, I'm not THAT bad!
Ace: You WANT to sing "Over the Rainbow?
Yusuke: Now that I think about it, I suck. I'm the worst singer ever. Ace: Then we agree. Miss Gultch scene!
Cast (except directors and Botan): large groan
Botan: Yay! My big moment!
ZC: Actually, your big moment is your last scene.
Botan: Why? What do I do in my last scene?
ZC.
Ace: Uh.... Botan? Have you ever seen what happens to the witch in "The Wizard of Oz?
Botan: shakes head
ZC: Oi gavach!
Ace: I'm not telling her! You tell her!
ZC: No way! Why do I have to tell her?
Ace: 'Cause I'm not telling her!
Botan: That's okay! I'll just look at the script!
ZC grabs Botan's script
ZC: Have you memorized your lines for the first part?
Botan: Yeah, but-
Ace: Then let's get the show on the road!
Botan: Okay..... back to the chick scene, except no more chicks. Just a table and a chair in cheery voice Gail! Hey Gail!
Keiko: enters Uh.... I thought my name was Auntie Em in the show.
ZC: Your full name is Emily Gail.
Keiko: Oh.
Ace: And Botan, try to act meaner.
Botan: Okaley dokaley! ahem in not-as-cheery-but-still-a-little-cheery-voice Gail! Gail!
Keiko: Hi there, Miss Gultch.
Botan: I need to talk to you about Dorsuke.
Keiko: Why? What has Dorsuke done?
Botan: Oh, nothin' to worry about. His dog just bit me. I just wanted to let you know I'm fine.
Ace: No, no, no! Your line is with really good acting "What has he done?! Just LOOK at this bite on my leg"
Botan: Well, I thought that was kinda a mean thing to say an-
Ace: MISS GULTCH IS EVIL! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MEAN!
Botan: Oh... okay.... depressed sort of way What has he done? Just look at this bite on my leg.
Keiko: He bit ya?
Botan: Of course not, silly! His dog.
Ace: smacks face
Keiko: Oh, so he bit his dog, eh?
Yusuke: enters with Kuwabara's cat
Botan: Will you please let me see-
Ace: really really angry at bad acting OKAY!! THAT'S IT! hits Botan with Botan's broom/oar/flying thingy.
Botan: suddenly becomes good actress with alter evil ego If you don't hand over THAT dog, I'll bring a damage suit that'll take your whole farm! There are laws protecting people against dogs who bite!
Yusuke: Ha ha! Yeah, right! I would kick your ass before-
ZC: YUSUKE!
Yusuke: Right, right. It's not in the script. ahem emotionless Oh, Toto? You can't. You mustn't. Please Auntie Em, don't let her take Toto.
Botan: Here's the order that allows me to take him. Unless you want to go against THE LAW! gives Keiko paper
Keiko: We can't go against the law, Dorsuke. I'm afraid poor Toto will have to go.
Yusuke: Fine, take the dumb mutt.
Kuwabara: Hey! Yusuke: Sorry. Take the dumb CAT.
Kuwabara: Much better.
ZC: YUSUKE!! holds Muramune (aka really really REALLLLLY PAINFUL sword) menacingly
Yusuke: Oh crap suddenly good acting Oh, no! I won't let you! You wicked old witch! I'll bite you myself!
Botan: ignores Yusuke Here's what I'm taking him in so he won't BITE me again. gives Keiko cage to put "Toto" in
Keiko: puts Kuwabara's cat in cage
Yusuke: acts (badly) like he is crying and exits Boo hoo.
Botan: carries cage and exits BUT Kuwabara's cat escapes dramatically
Yusuke is sitting down near the wagon (yeah, that wagon). Kuwabra's cat comes and sits next to him
Yusuke: bad acting Toto! You escaped. I'm overjoyed. We have to ditch this place, man. C'mon, let's go.
END SCENE Act I, Scene II Professor Marvel's Wagon-thingy (not that one. A different one). Genkai is sitting with weird turban thingy two sizes too big
Genkai: grrr Hello..... Dorsuke.
Yusuke: plays along because he doesn't care anyway How did you know my name?
Genkai: I'm a freakin psychic.
Yusuke: You don't look like a psychic. You look like an wrinkly old hag.
Genkai: holds up pinky You see this? I can kick your ass with this. So shut up.
Yusuke: Sorry under-breath Grandma.
Ace: Genkai, do you even know your lines?
Genkai: Yes, they suck.
ZC: Did you look at the script?
Genkai: No.
ZC: Then how do you know they suck?
Genkai: I'm a freakin psychic.
Ace: I think it's better this way anyway.
Genkai: Okay. Dorsuke, you are running away from home because blah blah blah and Auntie Em is hurt blah blah blah so better go back.
Yusuke: Right. Okay, bye exits
Not-so-dramatic tornado scene ensues with a bunch of stuff happening all at once and we're to lazy to write about it cause it's boring any way.
Act I Scene III Munchkinland scene. Just imagine... well... Munchkin land! Except crapier scenery. (We have a low budget, okay?!)
Yusuke: Whoa! Look at this place. Toto, I don't think we're in Ningenkai anymore.
ZC: It's Kansas! It's a famous line! You can't screw it up!
Yusuke: Fine! Toto, I don't think we're in KANSAS anymore. We must be grits teeth over the rainbow.
Kuwa'sCat: Bark!
Bubble holding a very dressed up Yukina comes floating in. Hiei, who is hiding behind bushes with Koenma, starts to actually pay attention.
Yukina: in very sweet voice Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Yusuke: Time out, do we have to say witch?
Ace: Yeah, or the other line wouldn't make since.
Yusuke: Fine! looks around Who, me? I'm no witch!
Yukina: points to Kuwabara's cat Then is that the witch?
Kuwa'sCat: Rrruff!
Yusuke: Who, Toto? No way! He's my dog. It's Toto, man, Toto.
Yukina: Well, I'm a bit confused. The munchkins called me here because a new witch has dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And there's the house points to house aka crappy scenery and here you are points to Yusuke and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East points to the feet under the crappy scenery aka the house .
Yusuke: Cool! I dropped a house on somebody!
Yukina: Well, the munchkins want to know are you a good witch or a bad witch.
Yusuke: Uh... what are munchkins?
Koenma: munchkin laugh
ZC: Hiei! You have to giggle, too.
Hiei: No.
ZC: Okay, just because the munchkin outfit didn't fit, doesn't mean you have to ruin the entire munchkin scene.
Hiei: Yes it does.
Kurama: The munchkin costume didn't fit? Was it too small?
Ace: Actually, it was way too big.
ZC: We had to borrow my little sister's play-gown.
Kuwabara: tries to stifle laughter, then realizes Hiei would not try to attack because he would be to embarrassed. So he laughs really really loud
Hiei: still hidden, "giggles" because he is forced to
ZC: Better. kicks Kuwabara for laughing at Hiei
Kuwabara: Hey! That hurt!
Ace: That was the point! Now let's continue. Yukina, start from "The munchkins are"
Yukina: ahem The munchkins are the little people that live-
Hiei: I AM NOT LITTLE!
Ace: I know, Hiei. I know. Yukina, please continue.
Yukina: Are the little people who live in this land. You can all come out now! Come out!
Koenma hops out in "Lollipop Guild" Munchkin outfit.
ZC: waits Come on, Hiei.
Hiei: You can't make me!
ZC: Oh yes we can.
Hiei: I liked to see you try.
Ace: Oh, Yukina! We have something really important to tell you!
Yukina: What is it?
Kurama: Uh-oh.
Hiei: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
Kurama: Hiei, I advise you to come out. I'm sure it isn't THAT bad.
Hiei: DAMN YOU! You'll pay! YOU'LL ALL PAY! comes out from hiding place with pink fluffy pajamas on for the "Lullaby League" giving the most intense "if-you-say-a-word-I'll-personally-kick-your-ass-to-Reikai-and-back-and-then-torture-you-with-the-power-of-all-heaven-and-hell-glare" that ever existed.
Yusuke: If he wasn't glaring, I'd be rolling on the floor laughing my ass off right now.
Kuwabara: on the verge of tears from holding in incredible amounts of laughter
Koenma:....... Man, that sucks.
Hiei: Well, Hiei was using some...... inappropriate language SOOO, we're not going to repeat it. The main idea he was trying get across was "IF YOU SAY A &$& WORD I'LL #&# SEND OUT MY #&#!#$ BLACK DRAGON FOR YOUR #&$# ##$#. AND YOUR LITTLE $$ DOG, TOO
Kurama: OO Daaaaang.
Kuwabara: I think he picked up some things from Yusuke.
Yusuke: looking up words in dictionary No WAY I used THOSE words.
Kurama: grabs dictionary eyes widen bigger DAAAAANG.
Kuwabara: grabs dictionary Uhhhh.
Kurama: turns the upside-down dictionary right-side up
Kuwabara: Oh. looks again HOLY CRAP!
Yukina: Oh my.
Genkai: smirk
Keiko: Was that censored?
Directors: nod
ZC: Well, I think everyone has... um.... commented on that... uh... original use of words. So why don't we-
Ace: Hold on! Where's Botan? (Hey, that rhymed)
ZC: We don't need her for a while.
Ace: Yeah, but ever since I hit her with her broom-slash-oar-slash-flying thingy, she has been acting... different.
The Genkai Of Oz A YYH Parody Cast ZimmyChild (ZC) and Ace (who are sisters)--Directors/Writers Yusuke- Dorothy ((Yusuke: Hey!
Cast: attempts to conceal laughter
Zc: Aw c'mon........... Fine, we'll make you a guy!
Cast: Awwww (except Hiei who "hn"s) )
Yusuke- changed to- Dorsuke ((Yusuke: Stupid name!
Ace: What, you want Dorothy?
Yusuke: Never-mind whistles )
Hiei- Tinman / Munchkin ((Hiei: Munchkin? MUNCHKIN?
ZC: Sorry, but there's a cast shortage! The only munchkins are you and Koenma!
Hiei: Grrr.
Kurama laughs, thinking of the "Lullaby League"
Koenma: At least you're not the shortest!
Hiei: You can turn taller, remember? Koenma: Oh yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh)
Kuwabara- Scarecrow (( all laugh except Kuwabara
Kuwabara: What?
Yusuke: pats Kuwabara's back If you only had a brain.
Kuwabara: delayed reaction ......... Hey!
Hiei: smirks )
Kurama.
((Ace: What are we gonna put him as?
ZC: Well, the only main part left is the... Cowardly Lion.
Ace: But he's not Cowardly! And he's not a Lion, either.
ZC: Yeah, he's just kick-ass Kurama!
Kuwabara: Hey! I resent that! You put me as the Scarecrow without a second thought.
Ace: Shut up. You really DON'T have a brain.
Hiei: hides small laughter
Kurama: May I make a suggestion? whispers to ZC who nods )
Kurama- The-Not-So-Cowardly, "Cowardly" Fox.
Genkai- Oz/ Professor Marvel ((Genkai: I hate being title character.
Kuwabara: Why is it called the title character?
Ace: Because her name is in the title, moron!
Kuwabara: Oh)
Keiko- Auntie Em ((Genkai: Let me guess, shortage of people?
directors / writers nod
Kuwabara: Wow! You must be psychic!
Everyone)
Botan- Wicked Witch / Miss Gultch ((Everyone (except Hiei, Directors, and Botan): WHAT?
Hiei: OO
Botan: Oh goodie!
Ace ZC : Cast shortage)
Yukina- Glinda, The Good Witch of the North.... Pole (hey, she's a Koorime, isn't she)
((Hiei: !!! surprised Yukina is even in it
Kuwabara: Hey! All right!
Hiei: The only scene you have with her is the second to last one, so don't get your hopes up!
Kuwabara: Why are you so protective of Yukina, anyway? starts to put on "headband of love"
Hiei: gives the "if-you-say-another-word-I'll-personally-kick-your-ass-to-Reikai-and-back-and-rip-that-idiotic-thing-off-your-head" glare
Ace: KUWABARA! YOU BETTER TAKE THAT HEADBAND OFF, NOW! Kuwabara meeps and takes headband off Let's get started with the show, shall we?
ZC: What about the flying monkeys?
Ace: Uh.... Hiei?
Hiei: intensifies glare
Ace: Just kidding! Uh..We'll just get random demons)
Act I, Scene I Setting: Table with fake chicks (as in baby chickens) on it. Keiko sitting on chair with "Auntie Em" costume on. Yusuke walks in with his normal clothing.
Kuwabara: (off camera) Wait a minute! Why doesn't Urameshi have a costume?
ZC: We don't exactly have a costume for a male Dorothy.
Yusuke: sticks tongue out
ZC: Okay! Lights, camera, action!
Yusuke :Oh... um... with no emotion Auntie Em. Auntie- This is so stupid! She's my GIRLFRIEND, not my Aunt! Even so, why do I have to call her Auntie? Ace: Because it's in the script!
Yusuke: But in real life I wouldn't-
ZC: In real life, a tornado wouldn't fling you into a place with midgets who sing, monkey who fly, and a person who melts with water!
Yusuke: Good point. ahem Auntie Em. Auntie Em. Just listen what Miss Gultch did to Toto-
Ace: Hold up! We don't have a Toto.
ZC: Why don't we use Kuwabara's cat?
Kuwabara: Hey, you can't do that!
Ace: If you don't let us, well change the script so that the Tinman "accidently" cuts the Scarecrow in half.
Hiei: smirks
Kuwabara: Fine! Go ahead!
Kuwabara's cat stands next to Yusuke
Yusuke: Like I was saying.... Auntie Em. Auntie Em. Just listen to what Miss Gultch did to Toto. She... waits to be interrupted
Keiko: Huh? Oh! Uh... Not now, Dorsuke.
Yusuke: But, Auntie Em, she... waits again
Keiko: Dorsuke, please! This old incubator is going bad and we're likely to lose a lot of our chicks!
Yusuke: droning in a monotone voice But Miss Gultch hit Toto on the back with a rake, just because she says he gets into her garden everyday and chases her nasty ol' cat. But he doesn't do it everyday. Just once or twice a week. And Toto can't catch her cat anyway.
Kuw'sCat: Bark!
ZC: Whoa! That's one good acting cat!
Ace nudges ZC
ZC: Oh, sorry.
Keiko: Now, Dorsuke. Don't get into a ferret-
Ace: It's fret!
Keiko: Oh. Don't get into a fret over nothing. Can you please do me a favor and just go somewhere where you won't get into any trouble? under breath Yusuke? Go somewhere where he won't get into any trouble? Pfft!
Yusuke: leaves Goes to new setting w/ an old fashioned wagon. That's it. Just the wagon still no emotion Maybe Auntie Em's right. I should go somewhere far far away. A place you can't get to by boat or by train. Like over the rain-WHOA! Red flag! Do I HAVE to sing that idiotic song!
ZC: Well, it is in the script.
Ace: Nuh-uh! Nooo way! I am NOT going to listen to Yusuke attempt at singing! Not in a billion billion years!
Yusuke: Well, I'm not THAT bad!
Ace: You WANT to sing "Over the Rainbow?
Yusuke: Now that I think about it, I suck. I'm the worst singer ever. Ace: Then we agree. Miss Gultch scene!
Cast (except directors and Botan): large groan
Botan: Yay! My big moment!
ZC: Actually, your big moment is your last scene.
Botan: Why? What do I do in my last scene?
ZC.
Ace: Uh.... Botan? Have you ever seen what happens to the witch in "The Wizard of Oz?
Botan: shakes head
ZC: Oi gavach!
Ace: I'm not telling her! You tell her!
ZC: No way! Why do I have to tell her?
Ace: 'Cause I'm not telling her!
Botan: That's okay! I'll just look at the script!
ZC grabs Botan's script
ZC: Have you memorized your lines for the first part?
Botan: Yeah, but-
Ace: Then let's get the show on the road!
Botan: Okay..... back to the chick scene, except no more chicks. Just a table and a chair in cheery voice Gail! Hey Gail!
Keiko: enters Uh.... I thought my name was Auntie Em in the show.
ZC: Your full name is Emily Gail.
Keiko: Oh.
Ace: And Botan, try to act meaner.
Botan: Okaley dokaley! ahem in not-as-cheery-but-still-a-little-cheery-voice Gail! Gail!
Keiko: Hi there, Miss Gultch.
Botan: I need to talk to you about Dorsuke.
Keiko: Why? What has Dorsuke done?
Botan: Oh, nothin' to worry about. His dog just bit me. I just wanted to let you know I'm fine.
Ace: No, no, no! Your line is with really good acting "What has he done?! Just LOOK at this bite on my leg"
Botan: Well, I thought that was kinda a mean thing to say an-
Ace: MISS GULTCH IS EVIL! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MEAN!
Botan: Oh... okay.... depressed sort of way What has he done? Just look at this bite on my leg.
Keiko: He bit ya?
Botan: Of course not, silly! His dog.
Ace: smacks face
Keiko: Oh, so he bit his dog, eh?
Yusuke: enters with Kuwabara's cat
Botan: Will you please let me see-
Ace: really really angry at bad acting OKAY!! THAT'S IT! hits Botan with Botan's broom/oar/flying thingy.
Botan: suddenly becomes good actress with alter evil ego If you don't hand over THAT dog, I'll bring a damage suit that'll take your whole farm! There are laws protecting people against dogs who bite!
Yusuke: Ha ha! Yeah, right! I would kick your ass before-
ZC: YUSUKE!
Yusuke: Right, right. It's not in the script. ahem emotionless Oh, Toto? You can't. You mustn't. Please Auntie Em, don't let her take Toto.
Botan: Here's the order that allows me to take him. Unless you want to go against THE LAW! gives Keiko paper
Keiko: We can't go against the law, Dorsuke. I'm afraid poor Toto will have to go.
Yusuke: Fine, take the dumb mutt.
Kuwabara: Hey! Yusuke: Sorry. Take the dumb CAT.
Kuwabara: Much better.
ZC: YUSUKE!! holds Muramune (aka really really REALLLLLY PAINFUL sword) menacingly
Yusuke: Oh crap suddenly good acting Oh, no! I won't let you! You wicked old witch! I'll bite you myself!
Botan: ignores Yusuke Here's what I'm taking him in so he won't BITE me again. gives Keiko cage to put "Toto" in
Keiko: puts Kuwabara's cat in cage
Yusuke: acts (badly) like he is crying and exits Boo hoo.
Botan: carries cage and exits BUT Kuwabara's cat escapes dramatically
Yusuke is sitting down near the wagon (yeah, that wagon). Kuwabra's cat comes and sits next to him
Yusuke: bad acting Toto! You escaped. I'm overjoyed. We have to ditch this place, man. C'mon, let's go.
END SCENE Act I, Scene II Professor Marvel's Wagon-thingy (not that one. A different one). Genkai is sitting with weird turban thingy two sizes too big
Genkai: grrr Hello..... Dorsuke.
Yusuke: plays along because he doesn't care anyway How did you know my name?
Genkai: I'm a freakin psychic.
Yusuke: You don't look like a psychic. You look like an wrinkly old hag.
Genkai: holds up pinky You see this? I can kick your ass with this. So shut up.
Yusuke: Sorry under-breath Grandma.
Ace: Genkai, do you even know your lines?
Genkai: Yes, they suck.
ZC: Did you look at the script?
Genkai: No.
ZC: Then how do you know they suck?
Genkai: I'm a freakin psychic.
Ace: I think it's better this way anyway.
Genkai: Okay. Dorsuke, you are running away from home because blah blah blah and Auntie Em is hurt blah blah blah so better go back.
Yusuke: Right. Okay, bye exits
Not-so-dramatic tornado scene ensues with a bunch of stuff happening all at once and we're to lazy to write about it cause it's boring any way.
Act I Scene III Munchkinland scene. Just imagine... well... Munchkin land! Except crapier scenery. (We have a low budget, okay?!)
Yusuke: Whoa! Look at this place. Toto, I don't think we're in Ningenkai anymore.
ZC: It's Kansas! It's a famous line! You can't screw it up!
Yusuke: Fine! Toto, I don't think we're in KANSAS anymore. We must be grits teeth over the rainbow.
Kuwa'sCat: Bark!
Bubble holding a very dressed up Yukina comes floating in. Hiei, who is hiding behind bushes with Koenma, starts to actually pay attention.
Yukina: in very sweet voice Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Yusuke: Time out, do we have to say witch?
Ace: Yeah, or the other line wouldn't make since.
Yusuke: Fine! looks around Who, me? I'm no witch!
Yukina: points to Kuwabara's cat Then is that the witch?
Kuwa'sCat: Rrruff!
Yusuke: Who, Toto? No way! He's my dog. It's Toto, man, Toto.
Yukina: Well, I'm a bit confused. The munchkins called me here because a new witch has dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And there's the house points to house aka crappy scenery and here you are points to Yusuke and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East points to the feet under the crappy scenery aka the house .
Yusuke: Cool! I dropped a house on somebody!
Yukina: Well, the munchkins want to know are you a good witch or a bad witch.
Yusuke: Uh... what are munchkins?
Koenma: munchkin laugh
ZC: Hiei! You have to giggle, too.
Hiei: No.
ZC: Okay, just because the munchkin outfit didn't fit, doesn't mean you have to ruin the entire munchkin scene.
Hiei: Yes it does.
Kurama: The munchkin costume didn't fit? Was it too small?
Ace: Actually, it was way too big.
ZC: We had to borrow my little sister's play-gown.
Kuwabara: tries to stifle laughter, then realizes Hiei would not try to attack because he would be to embarrassed. So he laughs really really loud
Hiei: still hidden, "giggles" because he is forced to
ZC: Better. kicks Kuwabara for laughing at Hiei
Kuwabara: Hey! That hurt!
Ace: That was the point! Now let's continue. Yukina, start from "The munchkins are"
Yukina: ahem The munchkins are the little people that live-
Hiei: I AM NOT LITTLE!
Ace: I know, Hiei. I know. Yukina, please continue.
Yukina: Are the little people who live in this land. You can all come out now! Come out!
Koenma hops out in "Lollipop Guild" Munchkin outfit.
ZC: waits Come on, Hiei.
Hiei: You can't make me!
ZC: Oh yes we can.
Hiei: I liked to see you try.
Ace: Oh, Yukina! We have something really important to tell you!
Yukina: What is it?
Kurama: Uh-oh.
Hiei: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
Kurama: Hiei, I advise you to come out. I'm sure it isn't THAT bad.
Hiei: DAMN YOU! You'll pay! YOU'LL ALL PAY! comes out from hiding place with pink fluffy pajamas on for the "Lullaby League" giving the most intense "if-you-say-a-word-I'll-personally-kick-your-ass-to-Reikai-and-back-and-then-torture-you-with-the-power-of-all-heaven-and-hell-glare" that ever existed.
Yusuke: If he wasn't glaring, I'd be rolling on the floor laughing my ass off right now.
Kuwabara: on the verge of tears from holding in incredible amounts of laughter
Koenma:....... Man, that sucks.
Hiei: Well, Hiei was using some...... inappropriate language SOOO, we're not going to repeat it. The main idea he was trying get across was "IF YOU SAY A &$& WORD I'LL #&# SEND OUT MY #&#!#$ BLACK DRAGON FOR YOUR #&$# ##$#. AND YOUR LITTLE $$ DOG, TOO
Kurama: OO Daaaaang.
Kuwabara: I think he picked up some things from Yusuke.
Yusuke: looking up words in dictionary No WAY I used THOSE words.
Kurama: grabs dictionary eyes widen bigger DAAAAANG.
Kuwabara: grabs dictionary Uhhhh.
Kurama: turns the upside-down dictionary right-side up
Kuwabara: Oh. looks again HOLY CRAP!
Yukina: Oh my.
Genkai: smirk
Keiko: Was that censored?
Directors: nod
ZC: Well, I think everyone has... um.... commented on that... uh... original use of words. So why don't we-
Ace: Hold on! Where's Botan? (Hey, that rhymed)
ZC: We don't need her for a while.
Ace: Yeah, but ever since I hit her with her broom-slash-oar-slash-flying thingy, she has been acting... different.
Speaking of the devil! Botan appears.
Botan: cackles evilly Yes, I have turned evil! I'm going to take over this play! And instead of flying monkeys, I got evil yaoi fangirls to ruin the script! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HieiKurama: extremely shocked expressions
ZC: Oh crap! They're in the script room!
Ace: Damn! There's no stopping them now! Just watch your tongues!
Kurama: looks at Hiei I love a man in uni- OH GOD, NO!!! HELP!! whacks self multiple times
EvilYaoiFangirls(EYFs): evil giggles
Yusuke: laughing his head off
Kuwabara: with confused expression What's yaoi?
Everybody stops what they're doing
Ace: He doesn't know what "yaoi" is?! Oi gavach!
ZC: I'm not telling him! You tell him!
Ace: No way! Why do I have to tell him?
ZC: 'Cause I'm not telling him!
Ace: Yusuke, you tell him.
Yusuke: can't say anything 'cause he's still laughing his head off
ZC: Uh... Keiko?
Keiko: You're not throwing this job on me!
Ace: Yukina?
Yukina: I'm afraid I don't know what it is either. But by everyone's expressions, I don't think I want to know.
ZC: A nice girl like you shouldn't know. I'LL tell Kuwabara.
Ace: Yay! Go ZC!
Zc: You owe me big time! Okay Kuwabara, come over here. whispers
Kuwabara: O.O bursts out laughing Ace kicks him really hard
Kurama: carefully picking his words Unfortunately, Hiei and I are usually the main victims in their evil fics. covers mouth before he says anything more
EYF(singular): He he he he! But you're not the ONLY people! I'm a Yusuke x Kurama fan myself.
Yusuke: snaps up from laughing WHAT?!? ARE YOU NUTS!? I'M STRAIGHT! I'M GOING OUT WITH KEIKO!!! TAKE THIS!! REI GUN, DOUBLE!! fires two blasts toward the EYF
EYF: is seen completely unhurt when the dust clears evil giggle Don't you know that characters can't harm fanfic writers?
Yusuke: WHAT?! looks over at the Directors/ Writers
Directors: nod solemnly
Ace: How do you think we got the costume on Hiei?
Hiei: closing mouth with duct tape nods angrily
ZC: What are we gonna do?
TO BE CONTINUED
Ace: WHAT?!? WHO'S ENDING THE FIRST PART HERE?
EYFs: We'll give you one guess!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!