So this is my first fanfic, so it might not be the best. I would love any tips.

Sasori: Yeah she sould use some work

Me: T.T

Deidara: She doesn't own Naruto or the characters,un!

Me: sadly.

Sasori

Finally, I'm almost done. Now I can finally get to testing out my weapons. This will defiantly help in my research. But hopefully Deidara doesn't come in, how could

I explain this to him?

Deidara

Man, there is nothing to do un. Deidara sighed. Heh, maybe I should go annoy some of the guys. Hmmm…. Considering my options, Danna is the best bet, un. I

don't need to be eaten, tortured, or cussed at. Deidara smiled. Walking slowly to Sasori's room, Deidara didn't make a sound. Opening the door he was shocked.

"DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK UN!" Standing before Dei was Sasori and a life sized replica on himself. Why does he have a life sized me? "Uh, I know what this looks

like, but its not what it seems" Sasori said, still surprised at the brats screaming entrance. Sasori's not a bad guy, I'm sure he has his reasons. Calming himself

down, Dei looked at things more clearly. "It's fine, I'm sure you have a good reason, but damn, I am SEXY!" Deidara smirked. He had to admit, even though

Sasori's concept of art was completely off, he was really good at making puppets." Thanks" Sasori replied happily.

Sasori

Thank goodness that he was reasonable about is. "Bye un." "Yeah, later brat." If that would have been Hidan, actually, if it had been anyone else, I would be dead

by now. Sasori sighed. Well I guess that went well. Sasori began working on finishing the puppet. Just one last thing. After putting the arm on, the puppet was

done. I am so tired but this is worth it. Now to began testing Sasori said with an evil smile.

Deidara

"Of course I didn't question Danna, un" Deidara replied to Hidan, who he had told everything to . " If that bitch puppet boy had made one of me, I would of fucking

killed him!" "Annddd that's probably why he made one of me." Sasori and I are the only ones who don't have mental issues around here."DEIDARA, get over here.

You and Sasori have a new mission!" Pain yelled. Everyone is yelling today, oh wait that's everyday. Deidara thought with a snicker. "So what's our new mission?"

" If you guys can handle it, we need more intel about the tailed beasts." Pain stated simply. "Of course, un." What, did he think we were stupid, they were the ones

that wanted me to join in the first place! "I don't need you guys getting distracted or fighting about your stupid art." WHAT DID HE SAY? "Art is NOT stupid! And

we wont mess up." "What ever, go get Sasori and head out." I only joined because that Itachi beat me, stupid sharigan, Pain doesn't understand art at all. " Sasori

-Danna! new mission." Why is he always locked in his room, he could at least have somewhat of a social life, jeez. "I'm comi-. Sasori still had the puppet, but now

it was in a French maid outfit. "WHAT EXCUSE DO YOU HAVE NOW ASSHOLE!" Deidara screamed enraged. "W-well I was tired and I needed a servant."…"I'LL KILL

YOU!" Deidara ran at Sasori with detonating clay ready.

Sasori

Aw Shit! Again! Am I just unlucky? "Get back here you bastard!" Now I'm literally running for my life. I need to find somewhere that's safe. "Let me blow you to

pieces and stomp on your flesh, UN!" SHIT. I need to get to Pain! He should be in his office. Crap, Deidara is gaining on me, There he is! "P-Pain!" Sasori said out

of breath. "What is it now?"

Pain

I swear I work with retards. Hidan is a cussing machine obsessed with Jashin, Deidara and Sasori are constantly quarreling, Kakuzu love money way more than

anyone should, Zetsu wants to eat every thing that walks in his path. Konan and I are the only normal ones, Sasori hid behind Pain. " What do you think you're

doing?" I never seen Sasori this worn out, something must have seriously spooked him. " Deidara is trying to k-kill me!" Of course. Right on cue, Deidara came

running in like a mad man. " I'll watch you blood fly like fireworks Sasori!" Wow, he's really worked up. "Deidara get a hold of yourself." "But you haven't seen

what he made! You don't know Pain!" This is annoying they should be on their mission, but they got out of it again. "Just blow it up, I'm sure it will make you feel

better."

Sasori

What! I don't want him to blow it up. However, considering the circumstances, I need to let him. My body wont be identifiable if things continue like this. " Yeah

Deidara, you can blow it up sky high." This better work, I value my life. "… Fine, but you can't make any more." "Of course." Thank Jashin this is over. I am saved

for now, even though it's a waste of beautiful artwork. " Come on, lets go un."

Deidara

Even though I am mad, at least I can show him true art. " Danna, sorry I went crazy, but I'm not a woman, un." People give me enough of that " You look like a

girl" bullshit. " I know Deidara, anyway, here. Blow it to pieces." Un! This is going to be loads of fun. I'll shape the clay into little figurines. " Here we go." BOOM.

The puppet blew to bits. This is true art. " This is what true art looks like Sasori-kun."

Sasori

Wow, that was pretty, but still a waste. Wait, -kun? " Y-yeah, D-dei-kun. It was pretty." I cant believe I just said that! Why would I? It's not like I was paying

attention to his eyes and how they were sparkling from the explosion, or how his muscles were flexing and his skin was glistening when he was running after me.

Crap! NO, getting that out of my head, he's just a brat. " Let's go inside Dei." " Un."