My name is really Bryan Scary and this is one hundred percent true— all the events literally happened.
Okay so one day I was making my amazing music (I'm a really famous popular musician, you see), there was a long echo in the dark hallway. It frightened me because my parents weren't home that day (I live in the basement), and it was a dark and stormy day. Or was it a night? Anyways, there was a long echo, and I heard it say:
"...Could this really be the borderline?"
It was really scary. Literally, Scary. It was my music. Get it? My name is literally Bryan Scary.
But yeah, it was lyrics from my furry song: "Venus Ambassador".
As the lyrics reached my ears, and before I could scream in terror, Venus Ambassador— like the actual ambassador— came out of the shadows with a plastic spoon and tried to eat me.
I was so Scared! And when I tried to run, I heard more lyrics, and they went like this:
"Haven't you heard...
The bryan-tree bird...
Is leaving today."
OMG, those were my lyrics but they totally changed the "fire" with "bryan" instead. I was really furious because I copyrighted my songs! How dare they!
A giant fire bird lunged at me. I ran up the stairs, screaming. I stopped, frozen in my tracks. Literally. My dad really likes to put the ac on to like the frozen temperature so I was really cold.
The bird didn't follow me up the stairs since it was reaaaallly cold, but Venus Ambassador did. I knew this because right behind me, I could hear Venus Ambassador breathing this into my ear:
"Never... Coming... Back... Again..."
It was annoying because I WROTE THOSE LYRICS WHO GAVE PERMISSION TO SING IT?! Geez. I was so annoyed I kept on running until a reached a wall. And right when I thought this discrimination of copyright was over, I heard the wall speaking loudly to me.
"I'VE LOST MY MARBLES MARBLES MARBLES MARBLES." It screamed.
I shrieked. I don't wanna say it, but I made that song. I dunno why I did, and to hear it made me regret my life. Knowing I had nowhere to escape, I used my special Shredding Tears power to shred and tear down the wall.
And just when I stepped into my backyard, I saw Madame on the Moon and Marie St. Claire. I gasped so hard I couldn't breathe. They were mah waifus! I wanted to hug them but before I could they stabbed me with an airplane.
I was really hurt. I was more than friendzoned, I was rejected.
But then I saw it— the Zero Light. It was so cool, and before I could exclaim how cool it was, I was killed in the Zero Light. That was very uncool.
This is a very Scary story and it all happened because I am Bryan Scary and all my songs are based on my false realty.