Naruto had a plan and not just any plan mind you, a big fucking plan, so big in fact that he couldn't even chuckle/cackle/or laugh in evil merriment, because we all know people are up to things when they laugh, especially when in evil merriment.
Anyway! Back to the big fucking topic at hand, Naruto was a man with a plan.
What might this plan be? Well, Naruto had two...three... maybe up to 20 objectives with this plan! Oh yes, quite the mission.
Step one. Write down a big fucking list of all the men and women of not just Konoha, oh no, the whole WORLD and then categorize them by age, gender, and flexibility. Yesss, you heard right flexibility!
Step two. Molest/Rape and/or just invite the vic- uh person or people into his bed. Believe it!
Step three. Leave before they wake, but leave a note.
Step four. Think of what to write on said note.
Step five! Well, there wasn't really a step five, YET, but there will be, oh there will be.
Naruto pauses and coughs to cover what had transformed from whistling innocently to evil cackling. Good no one was looking. That would not do, no, not at all. Though he did let out a slight innocent chuckle when he thought about all the fun he would have. Hehehe... kukukuku- uh he..hehe.