"Do you, Eugene Fitzherbert, take Princess Rapunzel to be your lawfully wedded wife, for rich or for poor, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, till death do you part?"
Eugene smiled, "I do." Rapunzel's heart skipped a beat at those two words.
"And do you, Princess Rapunzel-"
"I do, I do, I do!"
A flabbergasted priest stood with his Bible open, in front of the couple, and a shocked expression was plastered on his face and with his mouth agape, he blinked… twice! Eugene simply shrugged, leaned in and whispered to him, "Just go with it."
The priest smiled. "Then I now pronounce you, husband and wife. And to all the witnesses here, your lovely Princess Rapunzel Fitzherbert, and your new prince consort, Eugene Fitzherbert. You may now kiss your bride."
Rapunzel stopped hopping, jumped up and threw her arms around Eugene's neck, pulling him into a passionate lip-lock. The kiss lasted about five minutes, but for the newlyweds it seemed like an instant.
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"I can't believe we're married!" Eugene sighed happily, as he poured some bubbly beverage into two crystal champagne glasses.
"How long have we waited for this?" Rapunzel tossed out outfit after outfit.
"I don't know about you, but I waited years and years – and then you finally said 'yes'!"
"But that was because you were asking as the wrong person. I didn't want to marry Flynn Rider. I wanted to marry you… Eugene Fitzherbert." She came out of the big walk-in closet, wearing nothing but a transparent robe and a sexy one-piece undergarment.
"Wow!" Eugene blinked at the beauty before him. "You look absolutely stunning!"
The twenty-one-year-old woman sat down on her side of the king-sized bed. She blushed as she saw Eugene's chest for the first time. But she quickly wrapped her arms around his bare chest and began traveling north with her finger until she found his lips. She brushed her lips against his and he pulled her small frame down upon him and deepened the kiss. Then he slowly, yet, subtly turned around and was on top of her. He frantically tried to get his trousers off, at the same time trying to disrobe his wife.
"Eugene," Rapunzel broke away from the kiss. "Is this going to hurt?"
Eugene grinned. "It can, but only if you want it to."
And they came to know each other in a whole new way… biblically! They had made love ten different times in ten different ways that night.
