You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to write a journal about my wonderful life. Then I'm going to publish it and make millions of dollars. Then I'll be rampaged by hot girls
trying to get my autograph and date me. That would be awesome, so I'll get started. Let's see I woke up late today and I was going to be late for school. I woke up at 12:49, ate
breakfast, a donut, and ran to school. It took me about an hour to get to school. Hey, I was smoking and I ran out of cigars so I stole some at the Dingo, that's why it took me so
long. I get to school and lunch finished and I saw some people I knew, including that smart Greaser. He is ruining the Greasers reputation; I mean what smart kid is tuff. Oh well so
anyway, there were some freshmen so I jumped them before they got into the school and I scored five books. So that was my wonderful morning, maybe more exciting things will
happen this afternoon.
May 4 1963
Anyway after I stole the money some Soc started giving me the evil eye and looking like he would like to punch me out. Oh well who cares. So I finished class, after making fun of
my teacher, swore at him and got sent to the office. I just ditched school and headed to the Dingo and stole a pack of Kools and looked around for something to do. I jumped a
couple of Socs and earned about twenty bucks. So soon the rest of the school bums came out I saw the evil eye Soc riding around in his car and I felt jealous. How come the rich
kids get all the breaks? So after sulking a little I saw that smart kid walking around and I thought "what an idiot." What smart Greaser walks alone and as I predicted some Socs
soon jumped him, not that I cared. Fortunately for him his friends, including the ugly but the legendary Dally Winston, rescued him. The one with a mile long with the fuzz, so good
for the kid. That's basically all that happened today.