Mayuri Kurotsuchi did the same thing every morning. After taking a burning hot shower and his daily dose of pills, Mayuri would head down to his 'secret' lab and perform all sorts of horrible experiments all day while Nemu brought him his daily meals. Today, however, would be both a different and interesting experience for him.
As he headed towards the door down to his lab, Nemu tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Father, 2nd Division captain Soifon is here to see you." Mayuri sighed as he reluctantly walked away from his lab. 'What the hell does that bitch want?' he wondered to himself. What he saw was quite shocking. Soifon was holding a bright red box against her chest and her cheeks were flushed red. Mayuri could only say one thing to this: "WTF, woman?"
Soifon let out a small shriek and began looking strangely nervous. "U-Uh...h-h-hello, Mayuri-taicho!" she cried, her face turning ever redder. Mayuri cocked one eyebrow and asked, "Are you...okay?" Soifon shrieked again and tried to cover her face with the red box. "I-I-I-I'M REALLY SORRY!" she quickly replied. 'You didn't even do anything yet!' Mayuri thought.
After a few minutes of Soifon looking completely flustered, she eventually held out the box towards him and shouted, "T-THIS IS FOR YOU!" Mayuri slowly grabbed the box and replied, "Um...thanks?" Before he could say anything else, Soifon had rushed off. Mayuri just shrugged and opened the box. Inside, there was a large assortment of chocolates.
Mayuri took a bite of one of the chocolates before spitting it out and crushing the box. He tossed the box into a trashcan and thought, 'Ugh! I fuckin' hate Caramel!'