The Adventures of Tommy Joe Drunkliff
Disney Land-Requested by my best friend Allison
It was another boring lazy day... I did nothing but lay around with Tommy cuddling on the couch... but even now Tommy wasn't here to cuddle... Where was the short fucker anyways.
As if answering my question I heard bottles clang in the kitchen, and a faint little giggle as footsteps went back towards the bed room.
I had no clue what was going on, and I don't think I even wanted to know.
Tommy started screaming It's a small world, singing along with the lyrics from in our room.. My eyes went wide standing up from the couch, and walked towards the room..
"Tommy, baby...if you got into my liquor cabinet again I'm gonna..." my mouth dropped, and I had to take a double take.. to see if what I was seeing was true...
"Thomas Joe Ratliff...what in fucks name are you wearing!"
Tommy turned around flashing a smile... and hopping into my arms.. the smell of booze oozing off of him...OF COURSE... I rolled my eyes.
Obviously he found the key to the cabinet in my makeup bag again...I got a find a better place for it.. I set Tommy down, and looked over his outfit once again shaking my head..
"It's a pirate ouffit" he squealed... "Isn't it sexy... LOOK...it even has a sword..." He hopped over to the bed grabbing the sword and waving it..
"..umm..ummm..umm.." Tommy... continued..
"Oh.. yeah... Clover and I went shopping... and she picked it!"
My eyes wandered to the bed, where the over stuffed pink and white unicorn I had won for him the night before... he decided to name it clover... and... I looked at him confused..
"C..Clover picked that out for you Tommy!" I questioned confused...
"Glitter baby did you get into my stash too...?"
Tommy huffed covering Clovers ears...
"Your hurting her feelings" he whined...
"She picked out a pirate outfit for you as well... for the trip to Disney Land today..."
"Disneyland...?" I mouthed... confused as all fucked..
"Yes!" Tommy screamed... grabbing Clover, and grabbing my hand...
"Lets go..."