iKatsuki
Rated: T ( it may change to M or whatever?!?!)
Summary: The kool aid man, a hobo, AND a crackhead?!?!? OHH, WHAT HORRORS AWAIT OUR FAV. S-CLASS CRIMINALS!!!Crack-fic!!!
Im like all other authors I LOVE REVIEWS!!!
iKatsuki ~ The Story!!!!
Everything was quiet…the Akatsuki's were all asleep. Who would disturb this silence? A quiet, unintelligible , soft hymn started then a turned into a booming guitar solo. The guy who was singing was screaming "SHUT UP!!!*guitar part* SHUT UP!!! *guitar part* SHUTT UUPPP!!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!" screamed Hidan. Good ol' Hidan
Itachi groaned and threw the pillow over his head.
"Good God, not again…" Sasori sighed and burrowed his head into his bed.
"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!" Tobi screamed at the top of his lungs.
"SHUT UP TOBI!!!" Deidara screamed and marched out into the hallway. "What the fuck is going on here un!" Deidara yelled, but the members' screams were muted by the echoing guitar solo. "DAMMIT UN!!!"
"Ugh…" sighed Itachi as he silently walked out into the hallway behind Deidara clutching his sleeping mask.
The song "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park finally echoed to an end but closely followed by thunderous applause boomed from the Leaders room.
By this time all of the members have gathered out in the hallway.
"What was THAT?" Kisame asked and rubbed his blue hair.
"I don't know but I'm gunna find out!" Hidan said rather loudly.
"Dammit Hidan, don't yell in my ears." Kakuzu said.
"Gawd will those idiots like, shut up and actually find out what it is." Zetsu thought aloud.
Everyone turned in the plant-mans direction.
"Oh shit I just said that aloud didn't I?" Zetsu asked nervously.
"Uh…yeah you did…….un." Deidara said quietly.
Zetsu's venus-trap thing closed a little and he looked at the ground.
"Why the fuck would you think that?" Hidan said, confused.
Sasori, who has had enough of it, pushed Itachi and Deidara out of the way and stepped out of the crowd of Akatsuki. He quickly walked over to the Leaders door and raised both fist and started banging on the door.
"OPEN UP THE DOOR!!!" Sasori literally screamed.
Everyone stopped arguing and looked in the puppet-masters direction. They started at Sasori who was still banging on the door with his fists and screaming "open up the door." But of course another loud blast of music slammed poor Sasori against the wall.
"OH MY GOD, SASORI-DANNA ARE YOU ALL RIGHT UN?" Deidara asked as he and Tobi rushed over to their teammate.
"All right that's IT!" Sasori said. He pulled up his black satin sleeve and motioned for the other members to help him pry open the door.
The Akatsuki all piled up against the door either with their back or shoulder.
" On 2!" Zetsu said.
Everybody nodded once.
"One, Two" Zetsu said.
Itachi twisted the door knob and they all pushed against the door. After a few seconds of straining the door finally gave in. As soon as I passed the half-way mark the door slammed against the wall.
"Zo my god…" Kakuzu muttered.
"It's beautiful." Tobi said, starry eyed
"What the fuck?"Hidan whispered.
"It's too bright!" Itachi said covering his eyes.
"What the hell..." Sasori asked.
"Whoa" Was all Deidara could say.
"......un"
"Bluw, Red, Red, Green, Orange, Orange-Yellow..." Kisame said repeating.
Next chapter coming soon!!!!!