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Into the Dark Abyss (Insert Evil Laugh Here)

It was just a normal day as all the animes were anime-ing. Just being anime-ish-ness. Keep reading, it gets better, don't worry.

Edward Elric was at Central, demonstrating a new type of transmutation.

"Okay," he explained to Al, Winry, Roy, Riza and Havoc, "This will teleport us to where the corresponding transmutation circle is." But little did he know, someone had accidentally stepped on the other circle, smudging it. Ed clapped his hands. There was a big flash of light and…

Meanwhile, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino and Hinata were practicing their jutsus together. Unfortunately for them, the smallest error in a hand sign could spell disaster…

All the other animes were fighting one person or another. Except for Team Satomi. They don't really do that. The Inu-Yasha group was fighting some random demon, but they all got pushed down the dry well. And do you know what happens when three humans, two demons (don't forget Kirara!) and a half-demon all go down the dry well at the same time? Well, if you don't, you'll find out soon enough. A tornado like black hole thing just randomly sucked up everyone else in this story. Why? Several reasons. We needed the animes to meet each other, and the authoresses were too lazy to think of anything else. This is the best we could come up with.

Ed and the rest of the FullMetal group ended up in the world of IGPX.

"Huh? Where are we?" Al asked.

"What did you do, FullMetal?" Roy asked angrily.

"It was just supposed to take us to the other side of the courtyard!" Ed defended himself, "Hey…wait a sec…where's Winry?" Then, from the next room over, they heard a scream. "Winry!!!" They ran to the room to find Winry talking with Mark, Team Satomi's mechanic.

"OH MY GOSH!! IS THAT AUTOMAIL!? HOW DID YOU MAKE IT!?" Winry was talking five miles a minute.

"Winry!" Ed called, pulling a wrench out of his back pocket, "See the wrench?" he threw it, "Go get the wrench!" Needless to say, Winry ran after it.

In the Forest of Death………

"What the hell? Where are we?!" Inu-Yasha yelled. They had come out of the well not in the Forest of Inu-Yasha, but in the Forest of Death. Except they didn't exactly know that yet.

But before anyone could say anything else, Kakashi came out of nowhere and attacked them.

"Look!" Kagome exclaimed, pointing at Kakashi, "It's a sexy beast!" Inu-Yasha growled.

"I don't care how hot he is! Dreamy…. I mean! Hiraikotsu!" Sango threw the boomerang bone, but Kakashi threw some shuriken at it. It fell to the ground.

"I think you guys are in the wrong show," Kakashi said.

"Then where are we?" Shippo asked.

"You're in 'Naruto', the best anime ever!"

"Excuse us?" Sango asked, annoyed.

"So, what craphole anime are you guys from?" Kakashi asked.

All the Inu-Yasha characters ran together and stood back to back. "We're from 'Inu-Yasha'!" they all exclaimed at the same time, winking and giving him a thumbs-up. Then, they got in a circle, held hands and started jumping around. "We are family!" they started singing.

"O-okay, that's enough now," Kakashi said, slightly scarred, "Well, what makes you think your anime is so great?"

"What makes you think yours is so great?" Sango challenged.

"Cuz! We got bad ass ninja action!" Then, it erupted into an aggressive argument over whose anime was better.

At the Kamiya Dojo, five Mew Mew girls were very confused.

"Where are we?" Mint asked? (A/N I'm using their manga names since the manga is better. No offence. There's a "who's who" thing at the bottom.)

"I don't know," Ichigo answered. Then, they saw a woman walk by in the dirt street.

"Ohmygosh! What a pretty kimono!" they all exclaimed at once and started running after her. After they tackled her to the ground, they started asking her one question after another about her clothes. Apparently, they had forgotten their confusion.

At the same moment…

"Hey! Where are we?!" Naruto exclaimed.

"It looks a bit like the Forest of Death," Sakura observed intelligently.

"So we're lost? What a drag," Shikamaru said.

"Hey, what're you doing here? You weren't practicing jutsus with us in the introduction!"

"Yeah, well, the authoresses just forgot to mention me."

"Wasn't it supposed to be Kakashi that they were going to add in?" Sasuke asked.

"No, they made a change, he's off fighting some dog eared freak or something," Shikamaru explained.

"So we get stuck with you instead?"

"Watch your mouth, Naruto, or I'll go Shadow Possession Jutsu on your ass!"

"Um…I think something's coming," Hinata said in her tiny, pansy voice, but, obviously, no one heard her. Then, Naraku popped out of who knows where.

"Haha! He's wearing eye shadow!" Naruto exclaimed. Then, he put his hands together and yelled, "Sexy Jutsu!" just so everyone would know what was going on, and that knocked Naraku out. And gave him a nosebleed.

Meanwhile, the three IGPX pilots were in Central.

"Ah-ha, you must be the new recruits," Falman said, seeing them looking around, "Please, come this way."

"Wait a minute," Takeshi started, but they were being dragged away before they could protest further.

"Just wait here for a minute," Falman said, leaving them in the hallway while he went into the Fuhrer's office.

In a different dimension, Kenshin, Karou, Sanosuke and Yahiko were at Café Mew Mew, aka Mew Mew Café. Sano had already passed out from all of the pink everywhere.

"Oh, no!" Karou exclaimed, "Without Sanosuke's manliness, we're dooooooooooooomed!!"

"Um, hellooooo," Kenshin said, waving his arms around, "Legendary battousai the manslayer here!"

"Dude, you ain't gonna kill anyone in those pants, and anyway, you vowed never to kill again," Yahiko reminded him.

"YOU WILL RESPECT MY PANTS!!!…someday…"

Back with Kakashi and the InuYasha group…

"We're all in this together!" they were singing and dancing around as Kakashi fought off snakes, "And it shows where we stand, hand in hand, make our dreams come true! Wildcats, stay in the game!"

"Any hope of helping me?" Kakashi asked as his arm was ripped off.

"Not a chance!" Miroku yelled back gleefully. Then, the song came to an end.

"Thank goodness!" Kakashi exclaimed. Giant snakes and fox demons he could handle; dancing teens, he could not.

"Which one are we gonna do now?" Sango asked.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Kakashi screamed to the sky.

"Hmmm, how about our fifth number?" Kagome suggested, completely ignoring Kakashi.

"Oh, no!" Inu-Yasha exclaimed, "I AIN'T gonna do that one! NO WAY!!!"

"Pleeeeeeeeease, Inu-Yasha?" Kagome begged. Kakashi was beginning to go into a coma. "We can't do it without you!"

"No," he said stubbornly.

"Fine. Loser." She kicked him in the shins (but not REALLY there lol) and he fell into a coma along with Kakashi. "Miroku, you'll just have to play two parts."

"Hay, Barbie!" he said.

"Hey, Ken!" the girls replied.

"Wanna go to the mall?"

"Okay!" they giggled.

"Hey, Barbie!" Miroku said again, trying to make his voice sound different.

"Hey, Ryan!" the girls said.

"Wanna go to the beach?"

"Okay!"

Then, Miroku had to argue with himself. He knew he'd have problems later, but if he didn't argue, the song/skit would be ruined.

"Oh, no!" the girls exclaimed at the same time, "I don't know what to wear!" then they started singing and dancing. "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! Imagination, life is your creation! You can fix my hair! Undress me anywhere!…"

Ah, Miroku thought, If only I could…

Oh yeah, and Shippo was there, too. Making a nest in Kakashi's hair or something.

They sung and danced until the winds took them, and everyone else, away.

That's it for the first chapter! Keri's friends made up the skit thing in the last part, and she insisted we use it lol. Also, the basic idea is that at the end of each chapter, some whirlwinds take all of the people away to another place. They'll get mixed up, and sometimes they won't even end up in an anime, but on some lady's farm or something! Anyway, next chapter is "A Bunch of Stuff Happens"! Stay tuned, you won't wanna miss it!