Just a little something my sister and I thought up while we were bored. This is based off of FMA Brotherhood.
Roy: Someone stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Ling: Ross stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Ross: Who me?
Ling: Yes you.
Ross: Couldn't be!
Ling: Then who?!
Ross: Gluttony stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Gluttony: Who me?
Ross: Yes you.
Gluttony: Couldn't be.
Ross: Then who?
Gluttony: Pride stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Pride: Who me?
Gluttony: Yes you.
Pride: Why the hell would I?
Gluttony: I don't know.
Pride: It's obvious that … Kimblee stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Kimblee: Who me?
Pride: Yes you.
Kimlee: I wish it was but it wasn't me.
Pride: Then who?
Kimblee: Wrath stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Wrath: Who me?
Kimblee: Yes you.
Wrath: Couldn't be.
Kimblee: Then who?
Wrath: Fullmetal stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Ed: Why me?!
Wrath: Cause you're you.
Ed: Oh, please.
Wrath: Then who?
Ed: uh … Colonel stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Roy: Why'd you choose me?!
Ed: Cause I hate you.
Roy: What a B-
Ed: So are you.
Roy: Scar stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Scar: Who me?
Roy: Yes you.
Scar: Couldn't be.
Roy: Then who?
Scar: Envy stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Envy: Who me?
Scar: Yes you.
Envy: … It's true.
Roy: I'LL KILL YOU!
SNAP!
And we all know what happened next. Hope you liked it!
