SIDE-NOTE: I have 2 things to tell you... One. The story is a comedy, so expect references, fourth wall breaks and memes. And two. I just want you to enjoy this, OK? There.
It was darkness in the Hope's Peak Classroom. It was... Dark. Darker. YET darker. When all of a sudden... DING.
?: Upupupupu! Silly headmaster... After she plunged almost everyone into despair, you thought this despair-inducing cycle of events was OVER!?
Wild dubstep-like music started blasting in the classroom. The headmaster was tied to a chair with his eyes blindfolded and his hands tied behind his back.
HEADMASTER: You are not gonna get away with this!
MONOKUMA: And you are not getting away with the execution by yours truely... MONOKUMA!
He pushed the red button with the hammer. The headmaster got locked in an iron maiden-like rocket. And no, not the band called Iron Maiden, the torture device.
HEADMASTER: Goooooooood daaaaaaaaangiiiiiiiiit!
BLAST OFF
MONOKUMA: Hey... did you ever wondered what it is like in space? Well then, this is your lucky day then!
The rocket started blasting into space, and the Headmaster starting screaming. When all of a sudden, when he was in space, the music stopped.
HEADMASTER: Uh... Huh?
SPACE CORE: SPAAAAAACE!
The wild music started playing again, as the rocket fell into the ground very fastly.
Then it stopped. He was f***ing dead. His skeleton was... there. In the rocket.
Holy s**t.
MONOKUMA: UPUPUPUPU! AHAHAHAHAH- *coughs*
MONOKUMA: *sigh* Gotta work on my evil laugh for now...
The screen went black, only to reveal the title...
CRACKANRONPA: TRIGGERED HAPPY HAVOC
All of a sudden, it switched to a building of a school.
MAKOTO: Oh hey! Didn't see you there! My name is Makoto Naegi, and I am only going to this school called Hope's Peak Academy because I got invited, without even having an talent, as the school is for talented. Seriously, what the heck did they thought?
MAKOTO: But yeah, there is definetly going to be this Fashionista, this Gang Leader, and this baseball redhead...
MAKOTO: Oh whatever, it's time for me to enter the school! Why? Because I can! Duh!
Makoto entered Hope's Peak. The Entrance Hall of Hope's Peak, to be exact.
MAKOTO: Alright! Time to begin my year in this wonderful-
Everything started swirling. Oh, and MACINTOSH PLUS starts playing in the background.
MAKOTO: Wait... What the fu-
Everything blacked out. God dangit, Kodaka.
MAKOTO: OK, why I keep getting cutted o- holy christ, how did i waken up in a classroom out of nowhere.
He was, indeed, in a classroom.
MAKOTO: Oh well let's get out.
He goes into the entrance hall, when suddenly...
?: Hi, Naegi-kun!
MAKOTO: OH MY GAWD!
CRACKANRONPA: TRIGGERED HAPPY HAVOC
PROLOGUE ~ PART 1: COMPLETE
Stay tuned for part 2!