Questions
of a Curious Al-Bhed
Chibi-Sorrow
Man-whore?
"Hey, Auron?"
And here she goes again.
Why do I put up with this girl, you ask? There is a very simple answer to that.
She is family to my summoner - both of them, in reality - therefore I don't think it would be appreciated if I Bushido her blonde head to the Farplane.
"What is it, Rikku?" I wonder if the utter disdain I have for this... annoyance, can be heard in my voice.
At this moment, I decide that alcohol is my friend. Sake jug, here I come.
"Are you gay?"
And there goes all the Sake.
Dammit...
I turned to glare at the girl, hoping I would frighten her into running away.
Far, far away.
"Well? Are you?"
It didn't work.
"No, Rikku. I am not a homosexual." I respond curtly.
"But you are such a man-whore!"
What?
"Excuse me?" My eyebrow is literally twitching at this exact moment. Apparently, she fails to notice this, though.
"I see the way you eye Tidus when you think we aren't looking! Plus, you were a guardian on an all guy trip. If that isn't hint of something there, I don't know what is!" She cried out, throwing her arms in the air in exclamation.
What?
"Rikku-"
"You totally can't deny it, Auron! I mean, think about it. There were no women around and I'm sure that Tidus's father wasn't used to not having sex. Something had to have happened."
This girl is looking for me to kill her. She must have a death wish of sorts...
"Nothing of the sort happened! Get your mind out of the gutter, you little-"
"Plus, why else would you be hairless down there?"
Whyme?