Hey lala here! I know I have an iCarly story, but idunno whats going to happen to that. I'm not in the iCarly mood anymore honestly. I've been thinking about theis for a while, so I was like what the heck why not post it and see if anyone likes it. So here you go!
"Claudia," I growled, "You really don't need to babysit me. I'm fifteen. I think I can take care of myself."
She just rolled her eyes and laughed. "Trust me. You do need babysitting. I know you and seeing who your parents are; any child of theirs needs to be on a short leash."
I looked over at the red-headed 35 year-old smugly. "Oh yeah, then where's Tyler?" She shot her head up and looked around the diner. I looked at the time on my phone. "Wow, he's been in the bathroom for twenty minutes. And I thought men peed quickly."
Her eyes widened "Oh shit. He better not be getting into trouble. Artie is going to kill us if we're not home before two."
"Remember Claudia, we are fifteen years old. I think he can take care of himself. Besides, Artie is like 400 years old. What can he do to us?" I was getting fed up with this. It's like adults don't trust us or something.
She pulled out her phone. "I'm calling that little twerp right now. Tyler? It's me, Claudia. Yes, remember me. We were at the diner when you went to the bathroom and you haven't come back and we have to be back at the Warehouse in- What? Where?" She listened angrily for a few minutes then hung up. She jammed her phone into her neon bag then paid then the waitress. She grabbed my wrist and led me out the door. I almost tripped on my cowboy boots we were moving so fast. Seriously, how does she go that fast in heels? I put on my jean jacket over my tank top and took my long brown hair (with natural blond highlights may I add) out of my bun, letting the wind blow my hair around my face. It was a chilly fall day in South Dakota. Normal kids would have started school by now. As for my twin brother and I? We aren't exactly what you would call normal kids. My jacket pocket vibrated and I pulled out my phone-receiving a text from Tyler himself. Yo, tell clauds ill be there in like 2 secs. I just rolled my eyes. He was probably with his friend Ethan meeting girls. I gave Claudia the message and we sat on a sidewalk bench and waited for about five minutes before I saw the tangled mass of brown that was my brother's hair coming down the street. We looked exactly the same except for the fact that he was two inches taller, had a rat's nest for hair, and well you know- was a guy. Claudia just jumped off the bench and got into the car when he showed up. Tyler and I followed. "Never. Never will I have kids. Ever." She muttered.
"Never say never." Tyler just couldn't resist, "Our parents said the same thing and look at them now." He just had to bring that up. It's almost as if he enjoys that fact that we were a drunken mistake.
"You're an idiot." I laughed and punched him in the arm. Nobody talked the rest of the way home.
We arrived at the Warehouse at exactly 1:56, so Claudia was calm when we arrived. I was dying with anticipation when Artie and Jinksy came out of the Warehouse. It was a good thing we were in the 8-seater SUV or else there would be no room for my parents once we got them. "Hey there Jinksy!" I greeted him when he got in, putting me in the middle between him and Tyler. "I'm just letting you know that I was very good today for Claudia." I said, giving him my sweetest voice.
He looked at me for a minute. "Well, you're not lying but I think I detect a bit of an exaggeration."
"Well, what do you expect? Me to be perfect?" I snorted and he laughed.
"Why would I expect you to behave? You're just like your mother except for the whole being serious part." I gave him my best angelic face and he knew what was coming. "No. That is not my decision. That is up to your parents and Artie."
"Fine by me." Artie broke into our conversation. "I'm just not giving lessons. As long as you don't kill one of us, go ahead."
"Guys, listen." I said, "You all know that my Dad would love to teach me, but my mom doesn't trust either of us. We just need to work on her."
Claudia laughed. "That will be the day. When your mother lets your father teach you how to use a tesla gun."
I just sighed and stared out the window waiting to see civilization.
When we found where the plane my parents were on let the passengers off, I became excited. I mean, I kind of missed my parents. I'm used to them being gone for days, but two weeks was a long time. Although my brother was acting cool about it, I knew he was dying inside to see them. I knew him better than anyone else. They had gone to Russia to track down an artifact that was causing people to go blind and deaf. The mission was harder than expected and took two weeks which was the longest I had ever known them being gone for. It seemed simple, but as my mom always says "Always expect the unexpected." When I saw the two of them coming out of the terminal I pointed them out to Tyler and we ran towards them and they dropped their luggage and ran towards us. I leaped into my dad's arms and he picked me up and spun me around and we both laughed while my brother and mom hugged. "Welcome home Agent Pete Lattimer you have served the Warehouse well." I said in my most official voice and grinned as he kissed the top of my head.
"It's good to be home. I'm starving. I love American food, the food in Russia sucks." He replied, letting me go to say hi to Tyler. I went over to my mom and hugged her "Welcome home Myka Bering. Does Russia suck as much as Agent Lattimer says it does?" I asked pretending to be official again.
"Why no, Lily Bering Lattimer, it was actually quite interesting, but you know how your dad is." She laughed. They grabbed their luggage, said hi to the others and then we were out of there and headed for ice cream. It was while we were all sitting at a picnic table eating ice cream when Artie dropped the bomb that we were all going to be sent to France for the biggest, most top secret, dangerous, complicated mission that any warehouse has seen in a long time. And we were supposed to leave in three days. My life was about to be turned upside-down.
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