MY BEST FRIEND IS DRUNK
By: Dark Zero 1718
A/N: Another crack-fic guys! I can't help it! Yeah, really. I can't stop writing cracky stuff... :P
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN CODE GEASS~!
Enjoy!
Suzaku is just having a normal walk in the cities of Japan. School is done and he finished all his military duties. Just then, he saw a raven-haired teenager, walking oddly on the sidewalk with a groggy look on his face. The brunette eyed him carefully. And sure enough, it was Lelouch Lamperouge.
Something's wrong with him. Thought Suzaku The way he walks its' just not normal. And his face..its' pale. Lelouch suddenly collapsed. Suzaku ran towards his best friend and caught him with his arms.
"Hey, Lelouch. Are you all right?" the brunette asked the raven, who's smiling in a weird way.
"S-Suzaku...I see goblins behind you." Lelouch slurred. "Hehe..scary.."
"Huh? There are no goblins, silly." Suzaku chuckled.
"Sugar is AWESOME! DO YOU LIKE THEM?!" the raven shouted on his face with a creepy smile.
The brunette suddenly flinched "Eh..no? What is wrong with you?"
"Nothing~!" Lelouch slurred again followed by a loud hiccup. Suzaku noticed he smelled like alcohol. Has Lelouch been drinking? Or his smelling senses are just playing with him?
"Lelouch, you're drunk aren't you?" Suzaku asked.
"*hiccup* Why? Wanna sleep with me?" Said his drunk best friend.
"OKAY. Your drunk. Let's take you home" Suzaku said as he grabbed Lelouch by the hand.
"I'm so FABULOUS~! *hiccup*"
"Ugh."
( LATER )
"Hey, Suzaku. *hiccup* Do zombies exist?" Asked Lelouch, still drunk.
"No." Suzaku said as he laid his friend on the bed. "Why did you drink alcohol? You know you're-" he didn't get to finish when he saw Lelouch making doodles on the wall. "Oh great.."
Suzaku removed the pen from his hand which made Lelouch to look at him in confusement. "I was suppose to draw nature..*hiccup*"
"You need to sleep. You're drunk." the brunette said.
"Okay..then catch me! *hiccup* *hiccup*" Lelouch said. He began to run around the room.
"Lelouch!" Suzaku started to chase him.
THUD THUD BANG
"Lelouch, get back on the bed!"
"*hiccup* Catch me first!"
BANG BANG THUD
"LELOUCH!"
THUD BANG THUD
Lelouch found out his vision was slightly blurring. And he felt totally burned out. So as a result, he fainted. Suzaku caught him and sighed heavily. "Good. I can finally put you to bed."
( THE NEXT DAY )
The raven opened his eyes slowly. He felt a very bad headache. A sat up slowly and found himself in his room. "That's weird..I was walking down the street and now I'm home? What the heck happened?" Lelouch wondered to himself. He recalled the night again and it came back to him. He was in a bar. And he was with Suzaku. "That's right..I was drunk.."
He thought about that catching game they both had last night. And man, it wasn't the best game.
With a deep sigh, he got off his bed and started to get ready for school.
A/N: That's all. Not too cracky eh? lol. Anyways, please review. :)
See you guys around!
~Dark Zero 1718