Akira: Hey everyone welcome to our second interview today we will be interviewing Sanzo! Yay
Rika: Yes! Hello sexy peoples!
Akira: WTF! Learn self control Rika! *anime pulse mark* or I will call kitty!
Rika:Shut up. As I was SAYING hello sexy people and welcome. And after this dreary interview is over, we will call Gojyo to the stage. HA!
Akira: *mumbles something unintelligent under her breath* and once that happens krad will show up behind stage.
Rika:Whatever. Come on out, Mr. Un-sexy Man.
Akira: *jumps out of seat and rushses to get duck tape and rope*
Rika:*jumps* HELL NO!
*Sanzo walks out*
Sanzo: What the hell is going on?
Rika:What do you care? And where's my booze?
Akira: *smirks* I destroyed it. *evil laugh*
Rika:Killjoy. So, San-chan, first question: Why a stupid pistol? Why not a bazooka or something? An AK47? Anything with REAL firepower?
Sanzo: *Angermark* Don't call me San-chan, moronic fox.
Akira: *mumbles something* I told u not to piss him off, *speaks a little louder* I'm sorry sanzo I'll tell kitty about this later on. *glares at rika, shows tranquilizer darts* *telepathy* don't keep pissing him off or else.
Rika: *sticks tongue out* Answer the qustion. Ass.
Akira: RIKA! *panics* *pulls out rope and duck tape* *ties rika up and tapes mouth shut* Bad fire fox.
Sanzo: *anime angermark* You are very annoying.
Rika: !
Akira: do u want a muffin?
Rika:
Sanzo: Hi. I'm still here. If you care.
Akira: I'm sorry sanzo so next question: How are you going to solve your companions problems.
Sanzo: I'm not.
Akira: *sweatdrops* o…..ok, ummmmm. *thinks hard* hmmmmmm. Oh next question: what are you going to do about lirin and the elves.
Sanzo: Nothing.
Rika: *bursts into flame, burning the rope and the tape (and the chair and the floor and…)* Next question- Why are you an asshole?
Sanzo:*pulls out gun* Your really starting to piss me off!
Akira: *Sweatdrops* ummm. That's all the time we have for today please leave without paniking and we'll have a 10 min. intermission time. *waves the curtain closed. The sound of gun shots and yelling can be heard*