"...I see."
"Yeah…"
"Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later."
"Shut up."
"I never thought Miss Suzumiya would be the sort of person to want such a thing."
"That makes two of us, but I really wish you'd stop calling her that."
"Please excuse me. I haven't quite grown accustomed to the change yet. Now, back to the subject at hand..."
"Now what?"
"We'll need to be careful. This could be very dangerous to everyone involved. We don't want more Closed Spaces than necessary. There will obviously be a few, due to her condition, but with your cooperation we'll be able to prevent most of them."
"You make it sound as though it's my fault."
"Well..."
"Hey! She was the one who..."
"Do continue."
"Shut up!"
"This will be very interesting to observe. After the initial danger, of course. However, I have to wonder how her powers will come into play."
"...you don't mean..."
"I do."
"...that's bad."
"We have nothing to worry about at the moment. For now, let us concentrate on the current dangers. We must keep Miss Suzumiya happy."
"Easy for you to say, I'm the one at danger here. After all, I'm the one who'll be living with-!"
"KYON! SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME SLEEP!"
"...I gotta go."
"Good luck."
"Shut up."
I hung up with a sigh and stared at the phone.
Only Haruhi could make having a kid a hundred times more stressful than usual. Not only do I have to worry about being a father, I also have to worry about the possibility that he or she might also be a time-warping, reality-changing, god-like potential for autoevolution thingy. More importantly, the possibility that he or she might grow up to be like Haruhi. I guess I'll just have to do my best to help the kid grow up right. God knows what'd happen if we had two Haruhis running around the world...
Nothing much to say about this. Written for the heck of it. Please review~