AN: I OWN NOTHING OF THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS/WENN ELFEN HELFEN SERIES!
Me: Well, I'm stuck in my mom's office until 12:30 or 1:00, so I figured it's time to write = D
Athena: Wenn Elfen Helfen is the German name of the TV show, she really likes it XD
Annabeth: If you can't figure out what it means, it's 'When Elves Help'
Me: Which if you ask me is a great name for the show ^^
Arya: Anyways, enjoy the story whatever it may be!
Ajihad: And don't forget to review!
Me: By the way, this version of Big Daddy is a mixture of the canon Big Daddy and Bloodthirsty Muffin's Big Daddy. I love her characters and have been spoiling her with stories lately because she's amazing and deserves them = DSome Treasures Are Better Hidden
Chapter One:
Wanda stirred as the morning sun spilled into the window of her bedroom and crept across her face as it rose from the darkness of the night. Her eyes fluttered open slowly and nestled her face closer into the pillow and closed her eyes in defiance of waking. When the defiance failed and she realized her dream was lost, she reopened her eyes and looked at the still-sleeping form in the bed next to her. She smiled and lifted a hand from beneath the blankets, stroking his soft green hair from his face and looked happily at his peaceful grin. She leaned forward gently and kissed his cheek just underneath the small faint scar from when he was four years old and his father, in a drunken stupor, had thrown a china cup at his eye.
He stirred softly and his eyes slowly opened, their deep emerald depths causing her to smile again. She loved his eyes. They shook their tiredness when they saw the soft rose-pigmented eyes staring gently at him. His grin grew wider and he yawned slightly, causing her to giggle. "Did you have a nice sleep, Cosmo?" The sweet voice of the eyes' owner asked him and he nodded, burrowing his head into Wanda's pale shoulder. "Cosmo," she whispered into his hair, kissing it lightly, "you have to wake up." He groaned into her shoulder and it was rewarded by another giggle from Wanda. "Cosmo!" She said, the laugh still lingering in her voice. She stroked his neck and he pulled from her shoulder to look at her face.
"Do I have to?" He asked childishly, the grin still broadening on his face. She nodded and sat up in the bed, the blankets slipping off of her body and resting in her lap. Cosmo snuggled his head up against her thigh and said sleepily: "I bet Timmy's not even up yet." Wanda stroked his hair and shook her head lightly.
"No, but we need to be up and dressed before he is." She leaned down and kissed his head. "So come on, Cosmo, if you get up now there's a good chance an original episode of Pokemon or Aaaahhhh, Real Monsters! will be on television." That got his attention. He looked up at her and rested his chin atop her thigh, still lying in their bed.
"Do you think it'll be one where Team Rocket tries to get Pikachu or one where Ash tries to get a badge from a gym leader?" Wanda laughed and he sat up as well and stretched. "Ah well, at least I had nine straight hours alone with you." He winked.
"Cosmo, we were asleep all nine of them!" She jokingly shouldered her husband.
"Not in my head." Cosmo wriggled his eye brows at her. "In my head we weren't just sleeping, we were sleeping-" he stopped and looked both ways then leaned in real close to his wife, "we were sleeping with Scooby Doo pillows and Pokemon blankets."
"Oh were we?" She asked him in a faux seductive tone. "You'll have to tell me all about it later." He smiled and she swung herself out of bed and walked over to their closet. He yawned again and followed her, wrapping his arms around from behind. The silk sleeves of his green pajamas clinging to the silk of her nightgown as she picked through their clothing for their work clothing. He rested his chin on her shoulder as her hand filled with the hooks of hangers. When she'd found everything she was looking for she turned to Cosmo and pecked his lips before handing him his work pants, shirt and tie. He took them and kissed her back before sitting on the edge of the bed and unbuttoning his nightshirt. She kept her place by the closet and slipped off her nightgown, tossing it into the hamper and walking over to their dresser and opening the top drawer to get her personals out. She pulled them on and Cosmo slipped his shirt over her shoulders and started buttoning the buttons.
Once they were both dressed fully in their work clothes they walked down the steps of their castle and into the main foyer. Wanda unactivated the lock and grabbed their wands out of the safe, handing Cosmo his. They checked the time. It was already eight thirty, but it was Saturday so they still had half an hour. Cosmo raised his wand and they were poofed into the kitchen where steaming waffles and fresh fruit already awaited them at the table in the corner. They sat down and ate, all the while Cosmo was enthralled in the episode of Rugrats playing on the television. "You know," he said to her as he moved a piece of waffle through the syrup on his plate, "you'd think Tommy's parents would have found that screw driver by now." Wanda smiled and stood up, poofing her plate into the sink and willing it to wash itself. She cleared the rest of the table excluding Cosmo's plate and turned the TV off.
"Alright, hon, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means." He nodded and finished his plate. He took Wanda's hand and together they poofed themselves into Timmy's bedroom and reduced their height to what human's viewed fairies to be. Cosmo let go of her hand and magicked himself into an alarm clock and rung excitedly next to Timmy's ear.
"Wakey, wakey Sport!" Wanda said cheerfully as she waved her wand and Timmy floated out of bed and onto his feet. She poofed him into his day clothes and he yawned as he reached for his hat. "Time for another day of wishing!" He grinned at the mention and Cosmo turned himself to normal.
"So what do you wanna do today, Timmy, huh? Ooh! How about pirates? Pirates are fun!" Timmy smiled.
"Actually Cosmo," he said very nicely, "I'm gonna give you and Wanda the day off today." Wanda and Cosmo looked at him dumbfounded.
"But Timmy it's Saturday!" Wanda reminded him.
"Yeah, and I'm sleeping over at Chester's house so I'll be there all day anyways. Besides, you guys deserve a day off, you work hard." Wanda smiled and landed on the floor. She have Timmy a kiss on the cheek.
"That's awfully nice of you Sport, but I don't think Jorgen would take well to myself and Cosmo leaving you alone for the day. Besides, Cosmo's been looking forward to that pirate wish all night last night." Cosmo nodded and landed next to Timmy.
"It was all Phillip's idea!"
"Look guys," Timmy said as he began tossing clothing and toys into his backpack, "I can handle this. It'll be me, Chester and AJ. If something happens I'll just use the emergency fairy phone you guys gave me last year for Christmas so I could call you whenever you were in Fairy World. I'll be fine, I promise." Wanda smiled at him. She often times forgot that she wasn't his real mother, but right now, with him being as sweet as he is, she wished she was.
"Well, if you're sure about this, Sport." Timmy nodded and said his goodbyes as he heard Chester's father's car pull up in the drive-way. Once he was gone from the room, Cosmo poofed them back to normal adult size.
"Well, that blew all of Phillip's ideas out of the water." Cosmo said with faux sadness in his voice. "I guess I'll have to tell you all about my dream from last night." His coy smile was back on his lips and walked over to him and rested her chin on the edge of his shoulder, hugging him from the side and placing a gently kiss under his ear.
"That'll have to wait, sweetie." She told him in a whisper. She leaned on her tip toes and kissed his cheek before breaking the embrace. "We've gotta make a run for Fairy World first." Instantly his smile was replaced with a childish pout.
"But every time we go to Fairy World we always run into Jorgen or Mama." He shivered at the thought. She giggled and took his hands.
"Yes," she said, her voice full of sweetness to ease his pouting, "but if we don't go and Jorgen finds out we left Timmy on his own without authorization we'll be getting a visit from him anyways. And not a pleasant one at that." He pouted again but nodded and Wanda poofed them into Fairy World.
