Rookie waddled into the EPF HQ humming a carol to himself. 'Oh my god. Rookie, shut your beak, I'm trying to work.' complained Jet Pack Guy, who was doing research. Rookie smiled before looking over at Dot and asking 'He's joking right?'. The purple penguin didn't reply but glanced at him before going back to work. Rookie hung his head before springing back into tune. As he did, Jet Pack Guy faceflippered and Dot groaned. Gary waddled in looking tired and weary. He plopped a box on a desk, attracting Rookie, Jet Pack Guy and Dot to all look at it. 'Ooh, what's in the box G?' asked Jet Pack Guy. The dark blue penguin was panting heavily and briefly said 'New weapons'. 'Finally' blurted Dot, looking at one of the weapons. 'What the hell is-' asked Dot but was cut off when she shot a tranquilizer at PH's butt (Get the K.C undercover reference?). The brown penguin passed out and Dot fell silent. 'It's okay Dot, mistakes happen.' Rookie explained cheerfully. Jet Pack Guy muttered something into his flipper that no one could hear. 'We better not tell the director' Dot muttered, hiding the passed out penguin. 'How do you do that? Not even I can do that,' questioned Jet Pack Guy, amazed at Dot dragging PH. 'I did it in the past' answered Dot.

Rookie was about to pull out a weapon when the director came on screen. 'Can Dot, Gary, Guy and Rookie all come to my office?' the director requested. She knows Dot thought tagging behind her friends. When they reached the office, the director was waiting for them. 'Agents, take a seat' ordered the director. Rookie hopped off the couch but the director forced him into a chair beside Jet Pack Guy, who was not pleased with this. 'I have organized something really good for you all' announced the director. The quad groaned. The last time the director said that they did not enjoy it as it was a sports day although Gary had a heart attack and Rookie got to ride in an ambulance. 'What is it this time' groaned Jet Pack Guy. 'You four are playing secret Merry Walrus.' declared the director. The quad groaned again. The director told every one of them who gets who:

Dot got Gary

Rookie got Dot

Gary got Jet Pack Guy

And Jet Pack Guy got Rookie.

As the quad waddled back to their work, Jet Pack Guy thought to himself Why do I have to get Rookie?.

That evening, as the EPF was about to close, Jet Pack Guy and Dot were the only ones left. 'How is Rookie gonna keep his secret merry walrus a secret? He already told you and Gary so it's pretty much me isn't it.' asked Dot, putting files and books neatly into her bag. Jet Pack Guy shrugged and neatened up the pile on his desk. 'I got Gary, who did you get?' asked Dot. Jet Pack Guy made sure Rookie wasn't around before explaining to Dot 'I got Rookie'. Dot chuckled and explained 'That's gonna be hard for you, but if you need help, know that I'm here.'. The penguin smiled and said 'Thanks' before leaving the HQ. Dot cleared her desk before fleeing the HQ and running to her igloo.

The story that inspired this story:

Last year, at school, me and my friends played secret Santa and one of my friends told a story about once he played Secret Santa and his brother told him before the end date that he had him...It was hilarious so why not make a story out of it?

Plus: Rookie was humming jingle bells because my friend was singing it instead of Touch the Sky (From Brave) and I was trying not to laugh because we were at the front and the teacher was right in front of us and she was right beside me. I did not want to embarrass my friend and get in trouble. It was hilarious though and it was super difficult not to laugh.